Lol, Sorry, I just got done reading "The Zombie Survival Guide"



1. Suppressed M4 (or any other semi-auto suppressed rifle): Decent accuracy and doesn't attract attention.

2. Hatchet: lots of sharp edges for skull splitting.

3. Mountain Bike: No worry about gas, pretty much silent, can go anywhere, can be picked up and carried if terrain gets too rough.

4. Kevlar vest: Meh, armor is pretty worthless. Speed, stealth, and mobility being our best attribute against zombies, it would be stupid to weigh yourself down or make excess noise (chain mail, knight's armor).

5. Archie - We Ready: What song could possibly get you more pumped for destroying zombies?

6. John Preston (Equillibrium): Despite the lack of personality, he'd be the first person I'd want with me in a cornered situation. Close combat, gun-kata headshots FTW!

7. Elevated Fort/castle: High walls, stands the test of time, good view of surrounding area.

8. Near the top of a Mountain: Zombies don't have the coordination or strength to handle steep grades or climbing.

9. I don't think I need to say it