Why is beer better than a women?

-A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer

-When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
-a beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath

-you dont have to wine and dine a beer

-hangovers go away

-when your finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth .05

-You dont have to wash a beer before it tastes good

-you can share a beer with your friends

-beer is always wet

-you always know your the first one to pop a beer

-you can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.

-you can enjoy a beer all month long.