Originally Posted by qwick
maaaan...i haven't laughed that hard in a long time!!!
lol, no but it wasn't like that, all violent and shit. it was like she was trying to say something, but couldn't get it out. the funny part is how we "met." she comes into the club, sits down at the bar (mind you it's like 30min to closing time), and i head over to talk to her. i asked her what she wanted to drink, and i couldn't really understand her...i thought it was the music or something, but my bartender knew her, and knew what she wanted. mind you, me and the bartender are pretty cool or whatever...but she didn't hip me to the fact that the chick was deaf!
anyhow, she brings her drink, i'm STILL trying to talk to her, but still can't understand (i'm still thinking...damn, this music is hella loud). so i pull out my phone expecting her to just put her number in. NO! she knows how to use it, and goes to the memo section and starts asking me questions! this went on for about 15min, then i lean over the bar to my tender and say "yo...i think she's deaf!?!" i was kinda joking, but kinda serious....my tender shakes her head YES! lol, so i'm tripping at this point. well shorty types into my phone "hey, can you take me home?" so type back..."YES." we go to her house...and you can figure the rest.
but yeah, she wasn't all violent sounding, lol. i was actually kind of used to her "grunts" by the time we even got to the house (me driving a little slizzard...her a little nervous). but yeah...sounded like there was something covering her mouth while we frapped...good poon though, i can't lie.
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