"lol ok Mr. Ivy League Brotato? They teach you that in Harvard right?"

Read this and try to comprehend it, ok brobocop?
Ivy League I've never claimed to be, but a top school in the USA I do claim. I realize you're a bitter little man, all 5'9" and 180 lbs of you, but it's no use to try and take it out on ole fred. Ya see crackerjack, I didn't destroy the pos laptop you're trying to pawn just to be able to afford a few more iTunes. That said, tone down the disrespect.