2009 Blows... *Rant Inide*

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

2009 is only 12 days old.... give her a break.. she's young and stupid still.. let her mature a little before you decide if she's a shitty year or not...

lolol.

[Me86Rob]

well cav. im sorry to hear that yuor year has sucked. ill deff be praying for your dad, and money situation. and as for you phone, i LIRL hehe.

[Me86Rob]

Who are you referring to, Sir? Surely not me because last time I checked, I'm older and a hell of a lot more mature than you are...

i believe hes refering to the year 2009 lol

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

i believe hes refering to the year 2009 lol

I certainly hope so. Edited to keep myself from looking like a dumbass! LOL!

[BobbyFresco]

your right that was bad advice. he already gets beat up by his lil bro. he doesnt need a son or daughter kicking his ass too

Hold up just one mf'in minute.
Hate to threadjack Cav's thread but I have to real quick.

Who they fuck are you to be flaming on anyone you my first book of jokes havin', premature ejaculating, posting desperate ass ads for aids infested pussy on craiglist, gayer than an elton john and lance bass sextape, mascara and eye liner wearing, broke ass bucket car driving, swinging from Autumn's nuts because you think that's going to get you some, should have been swallowed instead of conceived ass mufucker. Shut your whore ass, pizza making, minimum wage ass up.

[Me86Rob]

;wnt. i already quoted you dear. its forever on IA lololol

[Killer]

Who are you referring to, Sir? Surely not me because last time I checked, I'm older and a hell of a lot more mature than you are...

but you obviously don't know how to read...


i was referring to 2009 only being 12 days old......... and that SHE (2009) needed some time to grow and mature... NOT YOU!

so maybe read before typing next time... and before you decide to dis/call somebody immature when they are doing nothing but being civil with you..

[Killer]

I certainly hope so. Edited to keep myself from looking like a dumbass! LOL!

too late...

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

too late...

ya ya.. I deserved that one.. Oops.. My misread.

[Killer]

ya ya.. I deserved that one.. Oops.. My misread.

i accept your apololgy

[BobbyFresco]

By the way Cav, sorry about your problems.
It'll get better and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and all that other cliche' bullshit people say to make you feel better.

It's just a few weeks in though so don't give up just yet.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

By the way Cav, sorry about your problems.
It'll get better and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and all that other cliche' bullshit people say to make you feel better.

It's just a few weeks in though so don't give up just yet.

Oh noes.. I'm definitely not giving up by any means..

*Bob Marley Music plays on..*

[pInoy_R]

So sorry to hear that its all gone so bad so far. Hope all gets better, it can't be all to bad.

1. You are alive.
2. You sound healthy.
3. You got family.
4. You get to read this reply because I got nothing to do while at work.

I'm kidding about the last one.

[Me86Rob]

Hold up just one mf'in minute.
Hate to threadjack Cav's thread but I have to real quick.

Who they fuck are you to be flaming on anyone you my first book of jokes havin', premature ejaculating, posting desperate ass ads for aids infested pussy on craiglist, gayer than an elton john and lance bass sextape, mascara and eye liner wearing, broke ass bucket car driving, swinging from Autumn's nuts because you think that's going to get you some, should have been swallowed instead of conceived ass mufucker. Shut your whore ass, pizza making, minimum wage ass up.

haha u know that would be funny if it were true. but lemme point out the flaws in your statement. i dont wear mascara, much as ppl would like to believe. i dont swing from autumns nuts cause i want some. i do cause shes my friend. im not sticking my cawk no where near her. shes gettin it elsewhere anyway. i make more than minimum wage. by several dollars. and what bucket car are you speaking of? which of my 4 cars that i wouldnt hesitate to drive cross country in are you refering to? plz enlighten me

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

So sorry to hear that its all gone so bad so far. Hope all gets better, it can't be all to bad.

1. You are alive.
2. You sound healthy.
3. You got family.
4. You get to read this reply because I got nothing to do while at work.

I'm kidding about the last one.

1. True.
2. True.
3. True.
4. Edit. I have my child, Sir Maximus!

[Alan®]

Hold up just one mf'in minute.
Hate to threadjack Cav's thread but I have to real quick.

Who they fuck are you to be flaming on anyone you my first book of jokes havin', premature ejaculating, posting desperate ass ads for aids infested pussy on craiglist, gayer than an elton john and lance bass sextape, mascara and eye liner wearing, broke ass bucket car driving, swinging from Autumn's nuts because you think that's going to get you some, should have been swallowed instead of conceived ass mufucker. Shut your whore ass, pizza making, minimum wage ass up.

bwahahahahah

[BobbyFresco]

haha u know that would be funny if it were true. but lemme point out the flaws in your statement. i dont wear mascara, much as ppl would like to believe. i dont swing from autumns nuts cause i want some. i do cause shes my friend. im not sticking my cawk no where near her. shes gettin it elsewhere anyway. i make more than minimum wage. by several dollars. and what bucket car are you speaking of? which of my 4 cars that i wouldnt hesitate to drive cross country in are you refering to? plz enlighten me

So this long ass response and you didn't deny that:

A. You're gayer than a lance bass and elton john buttsecks home movie.
B. That you're a premature ejaculator.
C. That you post ads on craigslist trying to penetrate undesirable pussy.

Thanks for clearing that up for us.

[Me86Rob]

So this long ass response and you didn't deny that:

A. You're gayer than a lance bass and elton john buttsecks home movie.
B. That you're a premature ejaculator.
C. That you post ads on craigslist trying to penetrate undesirable pussy.

Thanks for clearing that up for us.

eh i didnt read your entire post. im not into african american literature

[pInoy_R]

Mr. Sir Maximus, at your service!

[BobbyFresco]

eh i didnt read your entire post. im not into african american literature

Another pearl of gay, from the ever so clever eyeliner bandit.

[Killer]

eh i didnt read your entire post. ive got better things to do than try to prove my self to a douche in a different state. on a side note though, i lirl at your sig.

why make the edit!?!?!

african literature was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Me86Rob]

cause i thought about it.....and im not sure if hes black lol

[BobbyFresco]

why make the edit!?!?!

african literature was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yea. The edit was kind of pointless, considering I quoted what he originally said.
and killer...

Simple pleasures for simple minds?

[BobbyFresco]

/ threadjack. At least on my part anyway....

[Me86Rob]

lol bobby you are a douche but we can discuss that in another thread. ur gonna be ok Cav. things can only get better from here

[Killer]

Yea. The edit was kind of pointless, considering I quoted what he originally said.
and killer...

Simple pleasures for simple minds?

you have a sig of MJ dressed as Santa in your sig...

i think we have like minds sir...

[Killer]

you have a sig of MJ dressed as Santa in your sig...

i think we have like minds sir...

and on that note.. i'm not siding with you or him.....

i just thought it was funny.. never heard it used before.. lol

[Vteckidd]

My 2009 is going great








Ps buy a header

[Me86Rob]

My 2009 is going great








Ps buy a header

headers for a Z31? u gots em? 86?

[Maniacc]

Ok.. So, to start my year off - On December 29th I dropped my $300 POS BlackBerry Storm in the toliet. I was supposed to leave for Jacksonville to celebrate New Years on December 31st and use the VZ Navigator on the phone to find my destination. Fortunately, I did buy insurance on the phone that I hate with a passion... So, I made the insurance claim at 9:00 am on December 30th and was told that UPS would deliver the phone to me before 10:00 am on the 31st, so I scheduled to leave for Jacksonville at 12 pm. Well - I waited until 12:30 pm on UPS and they never came with my phone.. So I drove to Jacksonville using the damaged phone... It actually did pretty well except for the "end call" button didn't work. Anyway, my phone didn't end up coming in until Friday, January 2nd! UGH!

Then, last week... I got a letter from my attorney (dated January 2nd) stating that she's just taken on the new solicitor general position and her office closed as of December 31st!!! Now, keep in mind, I am a single mother and was forced to come up with $2000 to pay her to fight my case. She did all of the leg work for the case, but it's generic paperwork.. You know the usual standard visitation/custody/child support paperwork that you see in EVERY case... She basically just added my name to the sheets and threw in a few things that I requested. So, I called last week to see if I would be getting any money back and she said that it was already used... WHAT!? ON WHAT!? It says in my contract that I would get a monthly statement of where the money was spent and the hours she invested in my case... I have never seen a statement AT ALL. The only paperwork I've received from her office was the motion to withdrawel because of her new S.G. position.

Then, after having my new phone for 1 week, I walked into the bank to put a stop payment on a $600 check that I paid twice (because I'm an idiot) and I dropped my new FUCKING phone on the ground and cracked the FUCKING screen... Jesus H. Christ!!! WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG!? (Oh, don't worry, it gets worse..)

I got a phone call from my mother on my newly cracked phone (gives a new meaning to "CrackBerry" ) telling me that my father has to have surgery! He has a Parathyroid Disease, possibly parathyroid cancer. Basically, the parathyroid controls the amount of calcium in your blood. He has too much calcium and it has caused his spine to deteriorate.

Then, today I met with my new attorney (which is fantastic) and I have to pay her $1250 by next Friday...

Jesus, what else can go wrong?

Wow, that's some pathetic shit. I didn't read that shit but IMO your greatest accomplishment in life will be appearing on the evening news dumped in a swamp after being raped and strangled to death with your left leg shoved up your ass.

ETA: Everyone has problems... stop being such a baby.

[Me86Rob]

oh snap

[Killer]

Wow, that's some pathetic shit. I didn't read that shit but IMO your greatest accomplishment in life will be appearing on the evening news dumped in a swamp after being raped and strangled to death with your left leg shoved up your ass.

ETA: Everyone has problems... stop being such a baby.

sometimes i miss these types of posts from you.. lol

[The Yousef]

lol?

[jfman]

Dont buy expensive cell phones, dont have kids with retards. Sucks for your dad



Get your minf off the bad luck, go out with some friends or out on a date.

[quickdodge®]

Ok.. So, to start my year off - On December 29th I dropped my $300 POS BlackBerry Storm in the toliet. I was supposed to leave for Jacksonville to celebrate New Years on December 31st and use the VZ Navigator on the phone to find my destination. Fortunately, I did buy insurance on the phone that I hate with a passion... So, I made the insurance claim at 9:00 am on December 30th and was told that UPS would deliver the phone to me before 10:00 am on the 31st, so I scheduled to leave for Jacksonville at 12 pm. Well - I waited until 12:30 pm on UPS and they never came with my phone.. So I drove to Jacksonville using the damaged phone... It actually did pretty well except for the "end call" button didn't work. Anyway, my phone didn't end up coming in until Friday, January 2nd! UGH!

Then, last week... I got a letter from my attorney (dated January 2nd) stating that she's just taken on the new solicitor general position and her office closed as of December 31st!!! Now, keep in mind, I am a single mother and was forced to come up with $2000 to pay her to fight my case. She did all of the leg work for the case, but it's generic paperwork.. You know the usual standard visitation/custody/child support paperwork that you see in EVERY case... She basically just added my name to the sheets and threw in a few things that I requested. So, I called last week to see if I would be getting any money back and she said that it was already used... WHAT!? ON WHAT!? It says in my contract that I would get a monthly statement of where the money was spent and the hours she invested in my case... I have never seen a statement AT ALL. The only paperwork I've received from her office was the motion to withdrawel because of her new S.G. position.

Then, after having my new phone for 1 week, I walked into the bank to put a stop payment on a $600 check that I paid twice (because I'm an idiot) and I dropped my new FUCKING phone on the ground and cracked the FUCKING screen... Jesus H. Christ!!! WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG!? (Oh, don't worry, it gets worse..)

I got a phone call from my mother on my newly cracked phone (gives a new meaning to "CrackBerry" ) telling me that my father has to have surgery! He has a Parathyroid Disease, possibly parathyroid cancer. Basically, the parathyroid controls the amount of calcium in your blood. He has too much calcium and it has caused his spine to deteriorate.

Then, today I met with my new attorney (which is fantastic) and I have to pay her $1250 by next Friday...

Jesus, what else can go wrong?

So let me get this straight. You start each of your new years on December 29? Later, QD.

[OneSlow5pt0]

your life far from sucks,least u have ur health.

[OneSlow5pt0]

your life far from sucks,least u have ur health.

[Me86Rob]

So let me get this straight. You start each of your new years on December 29? Later, QD.

i see what you did thar. reps. not like itll help you much though lol

[§treet_§peed]

Ok.. So, to start my year off - On December 29th I dropped my $300 POS BlackBerry Storm in the toliet. I was supposed to leave for Jacksonville to celebrate New Years on December 31st and use the VZ Navigator on the phone to find my destination. Fortunately, I did buy insurance on the phone that I hate with a passion... So, I made the insurance claim at 9:00 am on December 30th and was told that UPS would deliver the phone to me before 10:00 am on the 31st, so I scheduled to leave for Jacksonville at 12 pm. Well - I waited until 12:30 pm on UPS and they never came with my phone.. So I drove to Jacksonville using the damaged phone... It actually did pretty well except for the "end call" button didn't work. Anyway, my phone didn't end up coming in until Friday, January 2nd! UGH!

Then, last week... I got a letter from my attorney (dated January 2nd) stating that she's just taken on the new solicitor general position and her office closed as of December 31st!!! Now, keep in mind, I am a single mother and was forced to come up with $2000 to pay her to fight my case. She did all of the leg work for the case, but it's generic paperwork.. You know the usual standard visitation/custody/child support paperwork that you see in EVERY case... She basically just added my name to the sheets and threw in a few things that I requested. So, I called last week to see if I would be getting any money back and she said that it was already used... WHAT!? ON WHAT!? It says in my contract that I would get a monthly statement of where the money was spent and the hours she invested in my case... I have never seen a statement AT ALL. The only paperwork I've received from her office was the motion to withdrawel because of her new S.G. position.

Then, after having my new phone for 1 week, I walked into the bank to put a stop payment on a $600 check that I paid twice (because I'm an idiot) and I dropped my new FUCKING phone on the ground and cracked the FUCKING screen... Jesus H. Christ!!! WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG!? (Oh, don't worry, it gets worse..)

I got a phone call from my mother on my newly cracked phone (gives a new meaning to "CrackBerry" ) telling me that my father has to have surgery! He has a Parathyroid Disease, possibly parathyroid cancer. Basically, the parathyroid controls the amount of calcium in your blood. He has too much calcium and it has caused his spine to deteriorate.

Then, today I met with my new attorney (which is fantastic) and I have to pay her $1250 by next Friday...

Jesus, what else can go wrong?

IM sorry Tiff. maybe things will get better. I know how you feel for the most part.

[Danzo]

hehe...jk