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    Default So anyone wanna have some fun?

    If you live in or around Henry County, Chances are you know who Lance Dually is.

    This idiot drives an '05 SRT4 (unfortunately). It's silver and has SCCA vinyl down the side. Claims he has a Mopar stage 3 kit on the car and believes that he is not only Sponsored by SCCA, but that he is the best driver in the world.

    Anyway. apparently he is selling this beast of a neon (thank god, because it's idiots like him that make the rest of us look bad; well that and the fact that we drive neons) because he apparently has a Honda Civic that will beat a Ferrari.

    Now I am not saying that a Honda can't beat a Ferrari, but that this idiot honestly does not know what the fuck he is talking about.

    Anyway, my room mate overheard him talking at his work (McDonald's off of Eastlake Rd and Hwy 155) that he is going to buy a Smart car with a Hyabusa Motor tomorrow.

    Well I figured as many people that are on here that enjoy having fun,

    you might want to call him, either about buying "350 whp" stock SRT, or maybe wanting to try your luck against his Ferrari killing machine that is a Honda Civic, or maybe inquire on how he can afford the mods to make a Civic walk a Ferrari, and a Hyabusa driven Smartcar on a McDonalds clerk's Salary.

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    "Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary.... that's what gets you"

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    HOW MUCH HE WANT FOR THE SRT|????..........1

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    I'm just that guy that spends all his time printing.... T-shirts, banners, vinyl, etc.

    "Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary.... that's what gets you"

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    vouching for the douchbaggery.
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    I bet his neon passes emissions
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    LMFAO @ SCCA sponsorship..umm...NO.

    Hondas can't beat Ferraris either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    LMFAO @ SCCA sponsorship..umm...NO.

    Hondas can't beat Ferraris either.
    Go to youtube or streetfire.net there are many!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech5
    Go to youtube or streetfire.net there are many!
    yup yup honda FTW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech5
    Go to youtube or streetfire.net there are many!

    Im not saying that they can't. I'm saying this guys honda can't. You know who he is josh.
    I'm just that guy that spends all his time printing.... T-shirts, banners, vinyl, etc.

    "Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary.... that's what gets you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech5
    Go to youtube or streetfire.net there are many!
    I've seen the videos, but they still don't mean anything. You don't get anything from a Honda you do with a Ferrari lol, beat it straight line to 120 and watch the Ferraris ass in your face.

    LMFAO at Honda ftw when speaking of Ferraris

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    I Lol'd. That guy has no life. Might call him later and be like "Wanna run that civic vs. Thacker's GTO For $1000?"

    Rofl

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    holy fuck. soon as i forgot about that total useless piece of shit that is lance dooly.

    OMFG SCCA BEST DRIVER EVER.

    he is a fanboy of whatever he has.

    he had a zx6r (kawasaki) and said it was the most well build and performing bike ever.

    then he bought a gsxr 600. and said he had been getting 120 mpg, and that it was oh soo fast.
    he said he could lighten it to 250lbs by putting a titanium head on it.

    his mom pays his bills. he lives at home.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    ^Lololol. Im rofl.

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    Yeah he is a loser....

    He is also scared of a fight too! hint hint anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech5
    Yeah he is a loser....

    He is also scared of a fight too! hint hint anyone?

    ooo ooo oo!!!

    someone wanted to fight him, THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUMPED OUT THE BACK OF HIS CAR WIT HA GODDAM KATANA SWORD.

    HE COLLECTS THEM SHITS AND KEEPS ONE IN HIS CAR. HOLY WTF.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Sounds like he needs to build a custom roll cage out of Katana swords in his sweet, sweet race car. Anyone want to sponsor that?

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    i called, he stated that he's going to trade his honda in for a ferrari.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K20Z1
    i called, he stated that he's going to trade his honda in for a ferrari.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K20Z1
    i called, he stated that he's going to trade his honda in for a ferrari.
    With the economy and all it's a smart move...

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    by "Ferrari" I'm sure he meant "fiero" aka FOrarri

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    tell him i wanna run, homie came picking on me one day on hudson bridge rd
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    Searching "Lance Dooly" on facebook kicks back a guy in the Atlanta network with an asian sword (I'll assume it's an aforementioned katana) for his profile picture.
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    I'm gonna have fun with this...

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    im going to call him and give him a little surprise from Dr. Rockso



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    Quote Originally Posted by whitehart
    im going to call him and give him a little surprise from Dr. Rockso
    I was thinking about having my officer buddy call him.

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    yeah, he cant even afford an oil change for a ferrari working at mcdonalds.

    what a douche.

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    i just called and it sounded like a female unless thats what he actually sounds like. woke em up though. just kept whispering "I do cocaine...." they had no idea what was going on lol



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    Upon looking at his facebook and what was said here: Wow...... 21 years old, working at McDonald's living with his mom, collecting swords and thinking it's cool to pull one out when challenged to a fight, claiming to be getting a Ferrari-killing Honda.What a tool.

    I'd love to run against him at an autocross.

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle

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    I also can vouch for the douchebaggery.....nes. Long time ago when he first got the neon someone told him he was leaking intercooler fluid and he got down and started looking under his car

    True story
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    He told one of my friends girlfriend he could bench 10 thousand pounds.Also we almost got in a fight w him and he ju,ped out of his car with a bandanna on and pulled his sword.
    Jason..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 350ZFTW
    He told one of my friends girlfriend he could bench 10 thousand pounds.Also we almost got in a fight w him and he ju,ped out of his car with a bandanna on and pulled his sword.
    Very true story here !

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    lol this guy reminds me of collins

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    I just rick rolld him
    I'm just that guy that spends all his time printing.... T-shirts, banners, vinyl, etc.

    "Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary.... that's what gets you"

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    lololool

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    hes one of those guys you feel sorry for, because he has no friends, BUT GODDAMN if i havnt tried, and it is just too hard to be around him.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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