If you live in or around Henry County, Chances are you know who Lance Dually is.

This idiot drives an '05 SRT4 (unfortunately). It's silver and has SCCA vinyl down the side. Claims he has a Mopar stage 3 kit on the car and believes that he is not only Sponsored by SCCA, but that he is the best driver in the world.

Anyway. apparently he is selling this beast of a neon (thank god, because it's idiots like him that make the rest of us look bad; well that and the fact that we drive neons) because he apparently has a Honda Civic that will beat a Ferrari.

Now I am not saying that a Honda can't beat a Ferrari, but that this idiot honestly does not know what the fuck he is talking about.

Anyway, my room mate overheard him talking at his work (McDonald's off of Eastlake Rd and Hwy 155) that he is going to buy a Smart car with a Hyabusa Motor tomorrow.

Well I figured as many people that are on here that enjoy having fun,

you might want to call him, either about buying "350 whp" stock SRT, or maybe wanting to try your luck against his Ferrari killing machine that is a Honda Civic, or maybe inquire on how he can afford the mods to make a Civic walk a Ferrari, and a Hyabusa driven Smartcar on a McDonalds clerk's Salary.

770-507-4039

Have Fun, Post up what happened.

I'll rep those that I can