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    Default Want to fart but you are in public...



    Everyone farts… Whether it be in public, on a date, or during an interview, it happens and we know how embarrassing it can be.
    Luckily, a man named “Big Chicken Mushroom” from WuHan, China, has invented the “Fart Silencer”, a small plastic tube that you… um… put in your anus.


    The “Fart Silencer” is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it.
    Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.
    Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur.
    Below is the inventor’s demonstration by uses his mouth as anus, seems like it is working.
    Here is some video of the inventor demonstrating his “Fart Silencer“, with his mouth of course…"


    Yep, just rip your pants down, and jam something up your ass.

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    fuck that


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    WTF!

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    LOL Rather be emmbarssed. Haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.B18b1
    LOL Rather be emmbarssed. Haha.
    qft


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    Or you could chew your food, eat slower, and drink more water - and get rid of the problem.

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    LOL
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    id rather let out a silent one and watch everyone try to fig out who it is.

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    that is absolutely hilarious
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    negative..
    Peek-a-boo mofucka what now?!

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    i remember when i was in HS and was taking the ACT....i tried to let one creep.....HAH that didnt happen. i just kept on taking muh test and pretended i didnt hear it LOL

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    what a pervert lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    i remember when i was in HS and was taking the ACT....i tried to let one creep.....HAH that didnt happen. i just kept on taking muh test and pretended i didnt hear it LOL
    Lol, funny. Buddy of mine in a old class let a bad one out by mistake. We were chilling in the back talking while the teacher was teaching, and he sneezed really loud, well right after that sneeze BOOM FART! Everyone was laughing he turned red as a tomotao.

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    on a date- " hold on ill brb" goes to put fart silencer in just to fart in public, WTF i mean really. just insert when you are about to fart......

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    Quote Originally Posted by csmiths98AV6
    WTF i mean really. just insert when you are about to fart......
    no one will ever notice the pants around your ankles as you shove something dick shaped up your ass. It's perfect. I mean seriously, who could be embarrassed when they're doing that? How many girls have you heard complain about guys farting? Tons. How many about shoving fart silencers in their ass? I rest my case.

















    lol seriously though wtf? haha

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    Worked good for me!!!






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    So instead of farting it's a lot less embarrassing to shove a dildo looking thing in your ass??!?!?!

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    I did that in high school. Was sitting at a lab, leaned over to talk to the chick sitting in the desk next to me, and FFFAAARRRTTT. She just started laughing, I turned red Im sure, and I go "holy shit my bad" hahahaha. Everyone was laughing, and I bet my face was extremely red. Embarrassing, but now that I look back its just funny.
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    Fvck it ill just rip it.... btw that thing is gross! lol

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    yeah.....um, not what's up. I think I will stick to excusing myself, or holding it till the wind blows hard!

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    fuck THAT, ill just letter rip.

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    I cracked one off sitting on the toilet at work ( I was having real bad stomach problems) and a few of the ladies heard me at their desks, outside the bathroom and right around the corner. Needless to say a toilet kind of amplifies the sound. I wasn't really embarrassed, amazed rather. But yea, playing around in the seat of your drawers is way less conspicuous that letting one loose.

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    i love the facial expression when someone smells my stinkness...



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by willum14pb
    fuck THAT, ill just letter rip.
    ouch, paper cut



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    lol in HS one of my girl friends fell sleep in our Spanish class and she farted in her sleep not noticing where she was at. Everyone started laughing instantly and she woke up and said "oh my god" and her face turned red as hell

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    I dont get embarrassed... I think it funny. Yeah I get funny looks, i just tell them it's just some asshole talking shit behind my back...

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    Lol. I'd rather rip one in public

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    lololol.....Julio was you searching for this for yourself? lolololol


    Yeah that is just a stupid thing, most of the time I don't feel a fart coming, just when it comes it comes....Fuk public its coming out either way!

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