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    Default Sex rant.

    The next bitch that slaps my ass while fucking her is getting donkey punched.
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    The next bitch that slaps my ass while fucking her is getting donkey punched.
    Damn...thats an intense situation
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    The next bitch that slaps my ass while fucking her is getting donkey punched.
    lol
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    lol donkey punch anyways and get it on film
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    I haven't really scanned all the mental images of all the different positions, but after a quick thought, you must have been drilling her in the reverse pile driver position....thats the only position I can think of that she could slap your actual ass...amirite?
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    i'm sorry Jason...i won't do that again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    I haven't really scanned all the mental images of all the different positions, but after a quick thought, you must have been drilling her in the reverse pile driver position....thats the only position I can think of that she could slap your actual ass...amirite?
    lolol! Mexican tortilla chicken noodle soup just about came out of my nose. The noodles would have been ok, the still crunchy tortilla chips might have posed a problem.

    Are you telling me maybe she was tapping out and not really intending to slap my ass? I kinda feel sorry for making her leave now...that would explain her being upset, oops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    I haven't really scanned all the mental images of all the different positions, but after a quick thought, you must have been drilling her in the reverse pile driver position....thats the only position I can think of that she could slap your actual ass...amirite?
    only you would know this stuff...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
    response from 03RCode: Hell, it turns me on. I have a steel hard erection as speak

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    lolol! Mexican tortilla chicken noodle soup just about came out of my nose. The noodles would have been ok, the still crunchy tortilla chips might have posed a problem.

    Are you telling me maybe she was tapping out and not really intending to slap my ass? I kinda feel sorry for making her leave now...that would explain her being upset, oops.
    and from this, I can assume that she had a ball gag in her mouth as well?

    Whats her number???

    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn
    only you would know this stuff...
    answer me honestly.....are you really surprised?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    answer me honestly.....are you really surprised?

    no... i'm not really. i'm still tryna picture that in my head... it's not really working. get on aim fool!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
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  11. 12-29-2008, 01:29 AM #11
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    So what you're saying is you would prefer 1 finger or 2?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn
    no... i'm not really. i'm still tryna picture that in my head... it's not really working. get on aim fool!
    I'm sure there's plenty of virgin whores loungers willing to show you, lol. :boobies:
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    I'm sure there's plenty of virgin whores loungers willing to show you, lol. :boobies:
    i'm very sure there are too, due to the fact i'm asked on the daily. but i think i'll pass.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
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    alright, so I googled "Reverse Piledriver" and found a picture to send to Autumn....I also found this website

    ***WARNING: NWS MATERIAL CONTAINED IN LINK***

    www.Namethatposition.com

    Wow, the things you can learn on the internet....
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    LOL, it could also be accomplished in the "Twin Serpent" position
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    Look up the side mounted cowgirl double dipped marshmellow plunger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2.3 Evo 8
    Look up the side mounted cowgirl double dipped marshmellow plunger.

    i don't see that one?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2.3 Evo 8
    Look up the side mounted cowgirl double dipped marshmellow plunger.


    I havent looked through many of them yet, but that title takes the fucking cake!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn
    i don't see that one?
    Admit it, you want to try it don't ya!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    alright, so I googled "Reverse Piledriver" and found a picture to send to Autumn....I also found this website

    ***WARNING: NWS MATERIAL CONTAINED IN LINK***

    www.Namethatposition.com

    Wow, the things you can learn on the internet....
    lol, there's a couple chicks that aren't too bad on there.

    http://www.namethatposition.com/inde...right%20Doggie

    Video. Needs some aftermarket mods on the top end though. :boobies:
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    lol, there's a couple chicks that aren't too bad on there.

    http://www.namethatposition.com/inde...right%20Doggie

    Video. Needs some aftermarket mods on the top end though. :boobies:
    lol, the OEM parts are fine for my style, but I wouldnt argue with aftermarket either
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    LOL, it could also be accomplished in the "Twin Serpent" position

    the toilet can work too.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2.3 Evo 8
    Admit it, you want to try it don't ya!


    it sounds interesting....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
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    Oh wow, check out the "wild amazon". thats interesting...
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    lol, there's a couple chicks that aren't too bad on there.

    http://www.namethatposition.com/inde...right%20Doggie

    Video. Needs some aftermarket mods on the top end though. :boobies:
    i think she needs some mods on the bottom end not the top end.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn
    the toilet can work too.
    yeah, thats the inverse of the reverse piledriver
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    yeah, thats the inverse of the reverse piledriver

    i think i saw one called the reverse pile driver though.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
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    Another good one is the Easter double pumper roadrunner. Do it in reverse and someone could die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2.3 Evo 8
    Another good one is the Easter double pumper roadrunner. Do it in reverse and someone could die.
    now i think you are just making shit up...
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    ...and of course there is "chase the squirrel". Always a good one.
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    The "Brown eyed helicopter". One of my favorites. She must do gymnastics or it won't work well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    Oh wow, check out the "wild amazon". thats interesting...
    that one is interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn
    now i think you are just making shit up...
    Are you sure or curious?
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    that one is interesting.
    very...I like to be dominate, so I dont think that would fly with me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2.3 Evo 8
    Are you sure or curious?


    i'm curi.... wait wut?
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    ...and the ever popular "Hanging dumptruck". If your feeling froggy you can throw in a "Ostrich slide". Tough, but very enjoyable.
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    Im a fan of the "double pump oyster drill" myself. Its dangerous and illegal in 6 states.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    Im a fan of the "double pump oyster drill" myself. Its dangerous and illegal in 6 states.
    so the other 44 states its not illegal nor dangerous?

    do tell, what makes those 6 states special?
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    so the other 44 states its not illegal nor dangerous?

    do tell, what makes those 6 states special?
    its still dangerous. the other 44 states just dont know how dangerous yet...
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