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12-29-2008, 02:30 AM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by redrumracer

so the other 44 states its not illegal nor dangerous?

do tell, what makes those 6 states special?

i guess it's like oral sex is illegal in some states.

i'm not for sure, but i think it is in Georgia.
12-29-2008, 02:31 AM
DieselNuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

i guess it's like oral sex is illegal in some states.

i'm not for sure, but i think it is in Georgia.

you are correct. Anal sex is also illegal in GA
12-29-2008, 02:33 AM
redrumracer

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Originally Posted by DieselNuts

its still dangerous. the other 44 states just dont know how dangerous yet...

ahhh ok gotcha
12-29-2008, 02:34 AM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by DieselNuts

you are correct. Anal sex is also illegal in GA

i remember reading it in my friend's driver's ed book.

necrophilia is also illegal for some weird reason.. i don't get why it is...
12-29-2008, 02:36 AM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Georgia Law

16-6-2, Sodomy

(a) A person commits the offense of sodomy when he or she performs or submits to any sexual act involving the sex organs of one person and the mouth or anus of another. A person commits the offense of aggravated sodomy when he or she commits sodomy with force and against the will of the other person. The fact that the person allegedly sodomized is the spouse of a defendant shall not be a defense to a charge of aggravated sodomy.

(b) A person convicted of the offense of sodomy shall be punished by imprisonment for not less than one nor more than 20 years. A person convicted of the offense of aggravated sodomy shall be punished by imprisonment for life or by imprisonment for not less than ten nor more than 20 years. Any person convicted under this Code section of the offense of aggravated sodomy shall, in addition, be subject to the sentencing and punishment provisions of Code Sections 17-10-6.1 and 17-10-7.

crazy stuff since 1817.
12-29-2008, 02:36 AM
redrumracer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

i guess it's like oral sex is illegal in some states.

i'm not for sure, but i think it is in Georgia.

so you knowingly broke the law

*runs*
12-29-2008, 02:38 AM
Buttons

Quote:

Originally Posted by redrumracer

so you knowingly broke the law

*runs*

*gasp* excuse me, stefan?
12-29-2008, 02:39 AM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

*gasp* excuse me, stefan?

YOU HEARD HIM WOMAN
12-29-2008, 02:39 AM
Buttons

Quote:

Originally Posted by cgEvan

YOU HEARD HIM WOMAN

i'm not even talking to you!
12-29-2008, 02:40 AM
redrumracer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

*gasp* excuse me, stefan?

no need to excuse yourself

*runs faster*
12-29-2008, 02:41 AM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

i'm not even talking to you!

lulz, no wonder i've been sitting here with nothing to do.
12-29-2008, 02:42 AM
2.3 Evo 8

The hardest position ever created is the "Queens royal clam jammer with the spitting cobra ending". I've never tried it and I don't think I ever will.
12-29-2008, 02:43 AM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by 2.3 Evo 8

The hardest position ever created is the "Queens royal clam jammer with the spitting cobra ending". I've never tried it and I don't think I ever will.

.... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? :thinking:
12-29-2008, 02:44 AM
Catnip

http://capn-crunch.urbanup.com/1125207

lulz
12-29-2008, 02:45 AM
X-Runner

Sex rant: not getting any /rant
12-29-2008, 02:45 AM
OneSlow5pt0

lol,i dont know the names.......i just make shit up as i go
12-29-2008, 02:46 AM
2.3 Evo 8

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

.... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? :thinking:

:???:
12-29-2008, 02:55 AM
Buttons

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2.3 Evo 8

:???:

you crazy!
12-29-2008, 02:58 AM
2.3 Evo 8

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

you crazy!

You still curious? :ninja:
12-29-2008, 03:01 AM
Buttons

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2.3 Evo 8

You still curious? :ninja:

maybe :eek:
12-29-2008, 03:03 AM
2.3 Evo 8

<<<<<The chosen one!
12-29-2008, 03:27 AM
2.3 Evo 8

"Whiskey dick melon splitter". Forgot about that one.
12-29-2008, 03:32 AM
Buttons

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2.3 Evo 8

"Whiskey dick melon splitter". Forgot about that one.

reminds me of the other night... :ninja:
12-29-2008, 07:51 AM
"B"

Wow, just wow.
12-29-2008, 09:02 AM
Jimmy B

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-Runner

Sex rant: not getting any /rant

i hear that... and im married... i need an affair LOL
12-29-2008, 09:06 AM
Kevykev

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Originally Posted by The Yousef

i'm sorry Jason...i won't do that again. :(

left thread after this post...
:no:
12-29-2008, 12:30 PM
DieselNuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevykev

left thread after this post...
:no:

but obviously you came back...
12-29-2008, 12:35 PM
Ran

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Originally Posted by speedminded

The next bitch that slaps my ass while fucking her is getting donkey punched.

This is why you tie them up.
12-29-2008, 12:50 PM
Elbow

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedminded

The next bitch that slaps my ass while fucking her is getting donkey punched.

You've never had sex, since you made a thread basically acting like you do on a regular basis, that means you are trying to show off ;) lol
12-29-2008, 12:52 PM
"B"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ran

This is why you tie them up.

Don't forget the ball gag so they can't expres their desire to NOT have sex with you.
12-29-2008, 12:58 PM
Ran

Quote:

Originally Posted by B

Don't forget the ball gag so they can't expres their desire to NOT have sex with you.

:cheers:
12-29-2008, 03:21 PM
bigdare23

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedminded

The next bitch that slaps my ass while fucking her is getting donkey punched.

You liked it

stop lie'n :lmfao:
12-29-2008, 03:25 PM
Friggintitsman

This is a rant?
12-29-2008, 10:11 PM
speedminded

Quote:

Originally Posted by simontibbett

You've never had sex, since you made a thread basically acting like you do on a regular basis, that means you are trying to show off ;) lol

Maybe you're right, maybe you're not, but the next guy to wink at me is getting a jack handle across the face.
12-30-2008, 02:08 AM
2.3 Evo 8

Crouching double fisted spinnerooski.
12-30-2008, 02:21 AM
Buttons

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2.3 Evo 8

Crouching double fisted spinnerooski.

i know you are making shit up!
12-30-2008, 02:30 AM
2.3 Evo 8

Are you sure or still curious? :ninja:
12-30-2008, 02:45 AM
Buttons

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2.3 Evo 8

Are you sure or still curious? :ninja:

i'm still curi... wait wut?

JEEZ, i'm serious stop calling me out on shit... it makes me look bad. lol

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