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  1. 12-23-2008, 06:14 PM #1
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    Default LMFAO @ the lady in the best buy parking lot today

    omg i laughed SO fucking hard when this happened... i was driving into the best buy parking lot, and there was this navigator just sitting in the middle of the parking lot, no blinker on or anything. i saw like 6 people go around it, and i just assumed it was someone sitting there waiting for someone to come out or something, so i went around too. right as i got around her, this car pulls out from a spot right ahead of me, nose first, so i was like "sweet, a parking spot". i pulled in and got out of the car, and the navigator rolls up and she rolls down her window. This lady is probably in her late 40s, early 50s.

    her: "ARE YOU SERIOUS!?"
    me: "uh... excuse me?"
    her: "you just DROVE AROUND ME to STEAL my SPOT!?"
    me: "oh... uh... sorry, I didnt realize you wer-"
    her: "oh SURE. YOU DIDNT REALIZE. RIIIIGHT."
    me: "well I mean you didnt have your turn signal on or anything, but I'm sorry - I'll go ahead and mov--"
    her: "I just wanted to see what you look like. I wanted to stare into your eyes, and see what SATAN looks like" *angrily drives off*

    ... I sat there kinda awestruck for a second, wondering "did she REALLY just say that?!" and then completely LOST it laughing. I mean I haven't laughed that hard IRL in a LONG time. What a dumb cunt lol. I was about to move my car until she said that, at which point there was no way in hell it was gonna budge an inch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    I was about to move my car until she said that, at which point there was no way in hell it was gonna budge an inch.
    You said after she said this. she drove off, so why would you have moved your car anyway? Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    You said after she said this. she drove off, so why would you have moved your car anyway? Later, QD.
    Cause that bitch might circle back and have a field day w/ her keys!!!


    I would have moved just for that reason


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    Well I was in the process of stepping back into the car until she said that, at which point I stopped, turned around, and gave her this bewildered "are you fucking serious" look and shut my door again. THATS when she tore off, totally fuming, and I started to laugh.
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    wow you got told..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03
    Cause that bitch might circle back and have a field day w/ her keys!!!


    I would have moved just for that reason
    the thought crossed my mind, but meh... the paint already needs work anyways and I was only running in for a second. And she didnt do shit anyways.
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    i love those ppl.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
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    Me and 93_da were driving one day and we pasted an old lady and out of nowhere a guy in a civic went around us haulin' ass. We weren't racing or anything. Well when we got to the red light ahead the old lady come up beside us and was trying to say something to me, I couldn't hear her because of the cars, so I said "excuse" and she started calling me sick and all that because we were street racing and telling us that we should have wrecked, etc.... I didn't know what to say..lmao I just sat their and looked at Joe while laughin'.
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    LOL
    wow.
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    Why did you take the woman's parking spot? Bastard.
    Back to being stock and slow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motivation
    Why did you take the woman's parking spot? Bastard.
    Come on....Its Osnap! lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motivation
    Why did you take the woman's parking spot? Bastard.
    He did it for the lulz
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    LOL @ Chris the Anti-Christ
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    this is why i hate christmas...

    no one is nice..

    everyone is a bitch.


    i hope they all die...
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    yea but the story is way funnier in person, and ppl are complete dueches around christmas

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    Fuckin hilarious!!

    I love/hate people like that too.

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    bish should checked herself, you dont fcuk with onsap
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    I love the whole shopping experience around Christmas time. Always entertaining. Whether it's ppl fighting over the last Furby or the closest parking spot. You are almost always guaranteed to see at least 1 fight.

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    LMFAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by eYezs1ck
    bish should checked herself, you dont fcuk with onsap
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast-Tech™
    Me and 93_da were driving one day and we pasted an old lady and out of nowhere a guy in a civic went around us haulin' ass. We weren't racing or anything. Well when we got to the red light ahead the old lady come up beside us and was trying to say something to me, I couldn't hear her because of the cars, so I said "excuse" and she started calling me sick and all that because we were street racing and telling us that we should have wrecked, etc.... I didn't know what to say..lmao I just sat their and looked at Joe while laughin'.

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    lol i hate when people don't use turn signals. You know they were made for a reason, its not that hard.
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    ha you should have just told her merry christmas and walked away
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    Quote Originally Posted by 90_ACCORD
    ha you should have just told her merry christmas and walked away
    what are you, a fucking high school counselor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    what are you, a fucking high school counselor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    what are you, a fucking high school counselor?
    That's funny, Satan.
    Back to being stock and slow
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    what are you, a fucking high school counselor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    what are you, a fucking high school counselor?
    don't try to act hard...he's probably older then you anyway and could kick your arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    don't try to act hard...he's probably older then you anyway and could kick your arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motivation
    Why did you take the woman's parking spot? Bastard.
    Because the MAN gets the parking spot. She should have been happy to give it up to you. :idb:

    I love how she assumes you're satan. Like he needs a damn parking spot.
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    YOU really are Satan

    i knew it
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    Yes yes...only Satan himself would steal a parking space.

    Hahahahahahaha
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    lol...that's awesome.

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    lol dumass people with anger/devil issues these days
    Peek-a-boo mofucka what now?!
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    James chap.5 ver.77
    "And satin shall rear his evil head and steal thy parking space."

    WTF is up with people calling other people satin these days, I get called it 2 or 3 times a week.
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    WOW yeah this christmas season seems to be worse then the past years that ive noticed! people are just such pricks! i had some dude get in the middle of me and a customer the other day because he wanted something that we didnt have and didnt wanna wait! then with the people that just call and wanna talk to you on the phone when you got 50 people standing there waiting to be helped! i got called an asshole the other day cause dude walked up and i told him i was with a customer and that id be with him in just a min and he grabbed my arm trying to make me help him! oh its been getting bad and the closer and closer we get the worse it gets! i love telling people that just cause they wanna wait till the last min doesnt mean im gonna automatically help them when i got people waiting longer!
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    nice - what a cunt
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    lol. thats epic. i was called Satan for cussing outside in the mall parking lot. came right up to my friend and i, she tryed to put her arm around us and talk to us about god and how we are not meant to use that kind of language.
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    You need to read the bible you parking spot stealer.

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    Fuck that old bitch.
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