omg i laughed SO fucking hard when this happened... i was driving into the best buy parking lot, and there was this navigator just sitting in the middle of the parking lot, no blinker on or anything. i saw like 6 people go around it, and i just assumed it was someone sitting there waiting for someone to come out or something, so i went around too. right as i got around her, this car pulls out from a spot right ahead of me, nose first, so i was like "sweet, a parking spot". i pulled in and got out of the car, and the navigator rolls up and she rolls down her window. This lady is probably in her late 40s, early 50s.

her: "ARE YOU SERIOUS!?"
me: "uh... excuse me?"
her: "you just DROVE AROUND ME to STEAL my SPOT!?"
me: "oh... uh... sorry, I didnt realize you wer-"
her: "oh SURE. YOU DIDNT REALIZE. RIIIIGHT."
me: "well I mean you didnt have your turn signal on or anything, but I'm sorry - I'll go ahead and mov--"
her: "I just wanted to see what you look like. I wanted to stare into your eyes, and see what SATAN looks like" *angrily drives off*

... I sat there kinda awestruck for a second, wondering "did she REALLY just say that?!" and then completely LOST it laughing. I mean I haven't laughed that hard IRL in a LONG time. What a dumb cunt lol. I was about to move my car until she said that, at which point there was no way in hell it was gonna budge an inch.