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    My friends a girl....
















































































































    I think

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    chop it off

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    def not something i wanna try... that'd be like trying to thread a needle with... my finger...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    def not something i wanna try... that'd be like trying to thread a needle with... my finger...
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtrmonkey
    If so how do I make my penis bigger? I am asking for a friend.
    extenze, scientifically proven and doctor approved.





















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    If yoy try it, LMK cause I has a friend too


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
    Quote Originally Posted by Te72Rob View Post
    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    rofl^



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Lulz
    Only if you can supply my me with a free trial















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    No Seriously, can u?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtrmonkey
    Lulz
    Only if you can supply my me with a free trial















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    No Seriously, can u?

    Mad free trials!! Google iz your friend!!


    LMK how that works for yo... er, I mean your friend


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
    Quote Originally Posted by Te72Rob View Post
    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    12/16/2008 - Mark writes:
    To make a long story short, I did order the 97 cent one week trial and was skeptical becuase they did make not things very clear to me. So after I made the on-line order I called on the phone with a lot of questions, and after I felt that all of my questions were answered, I told her that I had already ordered it (the one week trial) online. She sounded so sweet and honest, I was just sure that I would not be charged another dime unless I said I liked it and wanted more of the product. I was supposedly going to be able to try 7 days worth, and then, if I liked it order more. Well, let me put it this way, I recieved my trial order and on the 2nd day I noticed a charge for $49.41 waiting to be posted to my checking account. I went off like a nuclear weapon I was so pissed off. I was only on day 2 and really didn't notice a thing, ed wise or extending wise. The only reason I ordered it was because it was supposedly great for ED too. Now they automatically without my permission, sign me up and act like they own my checking account too. Not a very good feeling. There is no point after that in trying to contact customer service or speaking with any of them on the phone. All they will do is talk about the page you ordered it on and ask you did you put a check in the box or not? Never mind my thinking I would be able to make a decision on whether I wanted more or liked it or not. They want my money and they will take it. They have lawyers ya know. Also, I was told by some male customer service person last night that I could afford it and needed it to keep my wife happy. He then reminded me where I live and expained that I must be able to afford it if I live here. He is obviously brain dead. Who cares if I can afford it or not anyway, the question is. do I want it! I did everything in my power to cancel any automatic orders only to just be ignored until the shipment had already been sent. So they have $50 of my money to wheel and deal with now until they finally get the product returned and for all I know it really hasn't even been shipped yet. Oh yeah, I see they have billed me another $1.49 today for some type of womans extenze. I never heard of that, never asked for it, but I'll have to send that back too to get that buck 50 back. Who do these people think they are? How are they legally pulling off all of this bullshit? I was reminded, they have lawyers, don't we have some say in how long this company struts it's lame stuff? I say we all find a way to put them out of business. They reminded me last night, they have lawyers!! Wow!! So what does the common citizen have? I dunno but I plan on finding out



    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    LMFAO!!


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
    Quote Originally Posted by Te72Rob View Post
    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    this has nothing to do with my testicles..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    this has nothing to do with my testicles..
    Fuk ur testies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    this has nothing to do with my testicles..
    Get to the RLD and rub one out real quick!!


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
    Quote Originally Posted by Te72Rob View Post
    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03
    Get to the RLD and rub one out real quick!!

    i'm at work

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    I just signed up I meant my friend did

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    HAnd in pocket trick and turn the moniter to the side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtrmonkey
    HAnd in pocket trick and turn the moniter to the side.
    troof!!

    Or maybe you have a stomach ache and need to "take a shit"


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
    Quote Originally Posted by Te72Rob View Post
    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    Put that printer to good use, then go to the bathroom

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    sit on your right one and they will both hurt...if they both hurt then its ok

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    let a octopus play with your left testicle.
    :idb:

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    You know testicular cancer is the most common form of cancer to inflict the 18-25 year old male demographic. Do some research, examine your symptoms, and see a doctor.

    I hope you dont have it, and cancer usually does not cause any pain until the final stages, but its something you should look into.

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    want me to show u a lil trick, to take ur mind off that pain?

    /major payne



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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    major payne ftw!

    Save ur engines!
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    still hurts... if this doesn't ease up i'm going to the efin dr... for cereal...

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    damn bro that sucks. one night outta the blue my left one felt like it was cuz open or something. I couldnt breath with out it hurting. I almost cried from the pain... next day it was fine tho...
    gl wut urs bro.

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    dude. that could be a sign of a kidney stone =X


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    Quote Originally Posted by toxxxic
    dude. that could be a sign of a kidney stone =X
    i've never heard that ever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    i've never heard that ever...
    really?! someone told me that. their balls started hurting & they freaked out because the last time they hurt like that was when they had a kidney stone


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    Damn dude, you still in pain?
    I've had my balls hurt for a day or so, just sporadic, out of no where. freaked me out.. we've had some scary moments..me and my balls.

    This one time I had a pimple on my balls..only i didn't know it was a pimple, so i was panicking kinda.. and i kinda pinched it, and all that came out was White puss and blood..so i started freaking out.. i thought I was leaking Skeet because i ruptured my sack or something..scared me to near death

    Then this one time.. I was drunk crapless and i was crashing over at a friends house.. i reached down to scratch my balls and i could only find one? I just went to bed terrified and when I woke up the next morning they were both there

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    kidney stones only are felt when you pee. and your balls arn't in pain when u have them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tdurr
    kidney stones only are felt when you pee. and your balls arn't in pain when u have them.

    that's what i was thinkin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    that's what i was thinkin...
    i don't mean WHEN you're passing them. i mean he said his balls hurt really bad & then he found out he had a kidney stone. idk


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    i don't think so..........


    good news is the pain is easing up! woot!

    it was pretty unbearable last night though.. weirdest thing ever...........

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    If you have an STD for too long, it will make your testicles hurt. Quit fucking without a rubber.

    The problem starts with an E. Something like Epidyme-someting. LOL.

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