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    Originally Posted by Lost_s0l
    I laugh at all you faggots who are imprisoned in a relationship. They are worthless. The only men who need their better half were half a man to begin with.

    Look what I get to do. I wake up, and go surfing in the morning before work. Then I change in my car and head off to my job where I make 110,000 a year. I work for 6 hours, then come home. I can listen to music, and even go log on to ******** if I'm ahead schedule.

    Then I get off work, and get to come home and relax in front of my 21" LCD monitor, which has a custom build, Quad-Core Processor, and have 2 8800 ULTRA video cards. 8 gigs or ram. 1 TB HD for games and other progs, and an external 1 TB HD for porn, and movies. I've also got a $500 chair, that is comfortable as fuck, and a 9.1 surround system, in my room and my living room. I can run Crysis on Very High and get 50 FPS. Every other game runs flawlessly. I also have a t1 internet connection for downloading anything I want within minutes. I never lag in a game.

    I've got a Fleshlight, and have a 10 grand real doll I'm considering buying. Yes, I've had a gf before, and this feels pretty damn close. 9/10 to a real pussy. I recommend the wonder wave to others. I've got a 72 Camero I rebuilt, and put about 50 grand into. It's fucking bad ass. I've also got a nice 2 story home. Have been making 90k-110k the last 5 years.

    I have absolutely no stress in my life. No worthless cunt nagging, no worthless cunt expecting me to buy her shit, entertain her, etc...It's amazingly relaxing. If I had a gf, or a wife I would not have half the cool shit I do right now. All the time I spend on hobbies and other things would be sucked up. Women are fucking worthless money grubbing, attention whoring...WHORES

    /spit

    I encourage you to do the same. Become successful, and live a wonderful single life. Don't take those bitches shit. They only cause stress. Relax and enjoy your life.

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    lol, get pregnant!

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    OP sounds like thacker lol.

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    ^^ - he didn't mention "triple footing" - LOL
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    LOL @ his user name. Lost Sol. hmmmm, I wonder why......... Well, he's got some issues for sure, but whatever floats his boat. Who needs sex when you got a 21' LCD Monitor!!!!!!!!
    My boyfriend is better than you...

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    LMFAO someone got dumped and never tried again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz
    LOL @ his user name. Lost Sol. hmmmm, I wonder why......... Well, he's got some issues for sure, but whatever floats his boat. Who needs sex when you got a 21' LCD Monitor!!!!!!!!
    Me

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    umm... sounds kinda good to me... minus the fleshlight and dolls. but heck, there is enough gold diggers out there, get a diff one every day. idk. lol

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    It sounded cool until he started naming computer specs, dolls, etc. I thought he was going to be a single baller with a nice house, job, etc and just do one night stands, not live at home and do dolls.

    BTW I am PRETTY sure I know what dolls he speaks of, anyone else seen that documentary.......wow.

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    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...umentary&hl=en

    Watch that, not a joke, fairly interesting really...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Me
    I thought you were going to bed
    My boyfriend is better than you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...umentary&hl=en

    Watch that, not a joke, fairly interesting really...
    Dang that is wild!!!!! I'm actually watching it too lol.....
    My boyfriend is better than you...

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    hes probably gay.
    :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...umentary&hl=en

    Watch that, not a joke, fairly interesting really...
    holy shit...that's freaky

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    sounds pathetic 2 me... or depressed? i dunno just sure as hell not normal...imo

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    You can't get a dutch rudder with just one person. that takes team work, baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...umentary&hl=en

    Watch that, not a joke, fairly interesting really...
    Is this the thing with Dave Cat (lol, for some reason his name stuck with me)?

    As for the OP, that sounds like a very sad existence if you ask me.

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    if i could i would be that guy
    no joke

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    LMFAO!!!!! NO WONDER HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. HE IS A FUCKING FULL ON RETARD.

    Seriously. What the fuck is this dude thinking? "I have a 500 dollar chair I am so fucking cool. No but really. My chair is 500 dollars."

    I honestly think his penis QUITE POSSIBLY could have fallen off or he just has a disgusting case of genital warts or something ... he is OBVIOUSLY terrified of women for SOME reason.


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    Quote Originally Posted by toxxxic
    LMFAO!!!!! NO WONDER HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. HE IS A FUCKING FULL ON RETARD.

    Seriously. What the fuck is this dude thinking? "I have a 500 dollar chair I am so fucking cool. No but really. My chair is 500 dollars."

    I honestly think his penis QUITE POSSIBLY could have fallen off or he just has a disgusting case of genital warts or something ... he is OBVIOUSLY terrified of women for SOME reason.
    or his pickup line is that he owns a 500 dollar chair.

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    Umm...wow. I mean, I'm a bit jaded and bitter towards girls, I won't lie, but this fucker has brought new meaning to those terms! My opinion is that he probably makes like 25k/yr, but dreams of making the money he talks about, because he thinks it would make his dumb ass feel better about himself for not getting laid, and being an utter complete tool. Just my .02 though.

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    LOLSiR
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    or his pickup line is that he owns a 500 dollar chair.
    lololol i could see him saying something like hey i own a 500 dollar chair so you know i got money which is all you care about, so how much do you cost?

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    I bet he has a small weiner.....

    And I have seen that doll documentary...the guy with all the guns was scary....

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    wow, lolololol at $500 chair and 21'' monitor.

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    Originally Posted by Lost_s0l
    I laugh at all you faggots who are imprisoned in a relationship. They are worthless. The only men who need their better half were half a man to begin with.

    Look what I get to do. I wake up, and go surfing in the morning before work. Then I change in my car and head off to my job where I make 110,000 a year. I work for 6 hours, then come home. I can listen to music, and even go log on to ******** if I'm ahead schedule.

    Then I get off work, and get to come home and relax in front of my 21" LCD monitor, which has a custom build, Quad-Core Processor, and have 2 8800 ULTRA video cards. 8 gigs or ram. 1 TB HD for games and other progs, and an external 1 TB HD for porn, and movies. I've also got a $500 chair, that is comfortable as fuck, and a 9.1 surround system, in my room and my living room. I can run Crysis on Very High and get 50 FPS. Every other game runs flawlessly. I also have a t1 internet connection for downloading anything I want within minutes. I never lag in a game.

    I've got a Fleshlight, and have a 10 grand real doll I'm considering buying. Yes, I've had a gf before, and this feels pretty damn close. 9/10 to a real pussy. I recommend the wonder wave to others. I've got a 72 Camero I rebuilt, and put about 50 grand into. It's fucking bad ass. I've also got a nice 2 story home. Have been making 90k-110k the last 5 years.

    I have absolutely no stress in my life. No worthless cunt nagging, no worthless cunt expecting me to buy her shit, entertain her, etc...It's amazingly relaxing. If I had a gf, or a wife I would not have half the cool shit I do right now. All the time I spend on hobbies and other things would be sucked up. Women are fucking worthless money grubbing, attention whoring...WHORES

    /spit

    I encourage you to do the same. Become successful, and live a wonderful single life. Don't take those bitches shit. They only cause stress. Relax and enjoy your life






    LoL @ Lost Sol. He reminds me of Carrascopa (He THINKS he has money, but he rented a house from someone else, bought a BMW on a lease, stole money from certain people/companies, STOLE MY MAKEUP, fucking cross-dressing son-of-a-bitch.)

    Imprisoned in relationships? I believe people get into relationships, willingly (at least usually they do).

    He goes SURFING!? That's freaking AWESOME!! Who gives a fuck?! And WHY the FUCK is he bragging about his income? Usually the people that brag about their income/material things DON'T HAVE SHIT!!! This guy really is a lost sol.. And a 21" monitor!??? WOW!! That's amazing... Does he realize how many other people have 21" monitors? Again, WGAF!?!

    I personally have a friend with a few "old muscle cars" - doesn't make them rich nor does it mean they can't have a wife... actually, his wife gets greasy with him!!

    I too have a fleshlight.. Who cares? (It's not for me, lol!)

    No stress? LOL! That's a HUGE crock of shit!

    I lol'd at "Cunt Nagging." Nice term.

    Some women ARE gold digging whores, attn whores, etc.. NOT ALL.
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz
    LOL @ his user name. Lost Sol. hmmmm, I wonder why......... Well, he's got some issues for sure, but whatever floats his boat. Who needs sex when you got a 21' LCD Monitor!!!!!!!!
    lirl pwnt

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    He spelled CAMARO wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    It sounded cool until he started naming computer specs, dolls, etc. I thought he was going to be a single baller with a nice house, job, etc and just do one night stands, not live at home and do dolls.
    Yeah I thought he was going to at least travel and see the world too. Not wank it to internet pr0n in 9.1 surround sound.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    LoL @ Lost Sol. He reminds me of Carrascopa (He THINKS he has money, but he rented a house from someone else, bought a BMW on a lease, stole money from certain people/companies, STOLE MY MAKEUP, fucking cross-dressing son-of-a-bitch.)

    Imprisoned in relationships? I believe people get into relationships, willingly (at least usually they do).

    He goes SURFING!? That's freaking AWESOME!! Who gives a fuck?! And WHY the FUCK is he bragging about his income? Usually the people that brag about their income/material things DON'T HAVE SHIT!!! This guy really is a lost sol.. And a 21" monitor!??? WOW!! That's amazing... Does he realize how many other people have 21" monitors? Again, WGAF!?!

    I personally have a friend with a few "old muscle cars" - doesn't make them rich nor does it mean they can't have a wife... actually, his wife gets greasy with him!!

    I too have a fleshlight.. Who cares? (It's not for me, lol!)

    No stress? LOL! That's a HUGE crock of shit!

    I lol'd at "Cunt Nagging." Nice term.

    Some women ARE gold digging whores, attn whores, etc.. NOT ALL.
    ... gets greasy with him??? lol... that sounds oh so dirty..


    fleshlight....................... i sure hope to hell that's used for one person and one person only.... rinse and re use......... GROSS!!!!

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    wish i read this prior to a certain date



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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...umentary&hl=en

    Watch that, not a joke, fairly interesting really...
    Wow, i actually had to watch it.. didn't want to it was so pathetic but for some reason just couldn't stop. Freaky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    fleshlight....................... i sure hope to hell that's used for one person and one person only.... rinse and re use......... GROSS!!!!
    Nah, just turn it inside out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deke
    Is this the thing with Dave Cat (lol, for some reason his name stuck with me)?

    As for the OP, that sounds like a very sad existence if you ask me.
    YEAH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    ... gets greasy with him??? lol... that sounds oh so dirty..


    fleshlight....................... i sure hope to hell that's used for one person and one person only.... rinse and re use......... GROSS!!!!

    lmao! never!!
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    wish i read this prior to a certain date
    I bet you do
    My boyfriend is better than you...

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