Quote Originally Posted by toxxxic
LMFAO!!!!! NO WONDER HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. HE IS A FUCKING FULL ON RETARD.

Seriously. What the fuck is this dude thinking? "I have a 500 dollar chair I am so fucking cool. No but really. My chair is 500 dollars."

I honestly think his penis QUITE POSSIBLY could have fallen off or he just has a disgusting case of genital warts or something ... he is OBVIOUSLY terrified of women for SOME reason.
or his pickup line is that he owns a 500 dollar chair.