So i have pre-cum all over my dick and she says no...

[Buttons]

i saw what you did there

i have no idea what you are talking about. ...

[redrumracer]

haha, gotcha.

at least you aren't like this one guy i use to date. he used to say how big his cock was and shit. the he forced my hand down his pants and that shit was tiny.


btw, this was back when i was 14-ish.

lolololol so moral of this story is to just take your hand and shove it down your pants

[redrumracer]

i have no idea what you are talking about. ...

hmmmmmm i think 5 and 1 bring something to mind, not quite sure tho.

[dtmcnamara]

haha, gotcha.

at least you aren't like this one guy i use to date. he used to say how big his cock was and shit. the he forced my hand down his pants and that shit was tiny.


btw, this was back when i was 14-ish.

lol...damn, 14 was soooo long ago....i feel old

[Buttons]

lolololol so moral of this story is to just take your hand and shove it down your pants

well he was a jerk, so i ended up dumping him.


while i was dating him, his brother sent me nudes. it's a family trait evidently.

[Buttons]

hmmmmmm i think 5 and 1 bring something to mind, not quite sure tho.

LIES

[dtmcnamara]

maybe

[Buttons]

lol...damn, 14 was soooo long ago....i feel old

it was four years ago for me

[dtmcnamara]

9 here

[Buttons]

9 here

good age.

[dtmcnamara]

i know. i start young....thats why i have the candy van

[Revmaynard]

All these ho's.

[Buttons]

i'm getting tired

i hate exams.

[dtmcnamara]

done with mine

[K20Z1]

huh? hi guys

[dtmcnamara]

i still dont know how the hell i passed my cal 2 class...

my tests were 50. 53. and 64

then i got a 72 on the final and I got a B in the class...?

[Alan®]

lol at small penis talk. this one night back in high school buddy of mine had a party took some chick into his room she came out topless laughing. i asked her what was so funny and she just made this jesture implying he was tiny. needless to say i got head that night from her and few months later he proposed. something we can compare notes on.lol.

[Buttons]

i did my environmental science on tuesday.
i did my us hist today.

college algebra is tomorrow. spanish is friday.

[Buttons]

lol at small penis talk. this one night back in high school buddy of mine had a party took some chick into his room she came out topless laughing. i asked her what was so funny and she just made this jesture implying he was tiny. needless to say i got head that night from her and few months later he proposed. something we can compare notes on.lol.

awesome. you got head from a girl who just was tryna had sex with another guy.... you sure know how to pick them nice good girls...

[dtmcnamara]

fun fun fun

[Buttons]

sigh, and this fucking campus is not crutches accessible!

[dtmcnamara]

crutches?...

[DunDunSkeert]

hey fellas

[Buttons]

crutches?...

http://i34.tinypic.com/2r4jsi8.jpg


sprained my foot. haven't been able to walk for weeks. if i walk short distances, i don't use crutches, but it hurts a lot. long distances, i use crutches.

[dtmcnamara]

black toe nail polish?

[DunDunSkeert]

ewww thats nasty

[Buttons]

black toe nail polish?

yeah, i bought black nail polish for halloween. so it's the only bottle i have lying around.

[dtmcnamara]

autumn post 101? or 102?

[Buttons]

autum post 101? or 102?

101... i said sigh in it

then in text, i said "sigh <---hint"

[Crazy Asian]

GET your facts straights. Before LNN there was LNC godamn noobs ahaha

[Crazy Asian]

and this late night nymphos is more lamer then brett's pickup lines.

[dtmcnamara]

101... i said sigh in it

then in text, i said "sigh <---hint"

ahhhhhh.....ok, its all clear now.

cell phone text = small as fuck

computer text = readable

[Buttons]

GET your facts straights. Before LNN there was LNC godamn noobs ahaha

i know that. i was around for the LNC. i remember people had that thing in their sigs.

[dtmcnamara]

so...

[Crazy Asian]

i know that. i was around for the LNC. i remember people had that thing in their sigs.

uh no...i was in there and remember you werent around.

[Buttons]

uh no...i was in there and remember you werent around.

hmm, must have gotten on my friends account.

nscredondo? he was a part of it, i know for sure. i used to hang out with him all the time. i was either in the LNC or i would be with him when he posted.

[TheGrillMan]

i was around one of the times late night got popular

[dtmcnamara]

wow

[Buttons]

wow

what kind of phone do you have?

[dtmcnamara]

HTC Fuze