In high school my friend and I rolled this girls house....put tuna on the mat at the front door, threw bologna on her car and driveway, stuck forks in her front lawn and of course toliet paper all over her front yard. Till this day she still doesn't know it was me. Gotta watch out for the quiet ones, I'm a good girl.
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come into my bedroom and i can change thisOriginally Posted by LizBiz
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
Why did this thread die? I want to hear more dark secrets that IA members are hiding.
well on the same night i fucked that 15 i fucked her sister and got head from her sisters friend who both happened to be 14 but said they were legal as well.. but damn they were fucking pros man
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lol i fucked my friends older sister in their living room wile he was sleeping on the other couch and his parents were awake in the next room lol
Eh, went to school drunk on more than one occasion.
Me and my ex used to go down to the parking lot during school and fuck... every day.
When I was like 14 I'd shoot birds off my back porch just to watch them keep soaring until they hit the ground.
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i miss shooting bottle rockets at birds, squirrels, cats, dogs, and any other animal thru pvc pipe
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i thought about doing this, but i was going to make it anonymous via email so no one would know.
Pics, Vid, or it didn't happen.
i buzzed my parents house three weeks ago just to scare my little sister... who i knew was sleeping.
they talked about it during Thanksgiving dinner swearing if they ever found out who the pilot was they'd sue him... *whoops* I guess it scared my parents so bad they called 911 to report a plane crash. Then promptly got in trouble for playing a prank call on emergency services.
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lol you would hahahahahaha:boobies:
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damn i can't believe this thread died that fucking quick. i know there is a lot more shit to be said by members. i would say what i know about a few but im not gonna let their shit out like that.
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That reminds me of the time when I fucked some 17 year old, then her 14 year old twin sisters, followed by her 16 year old friend, then the 14 year old twins again, and then I got a blowjob from her 4 year old cousin. When I woke up from the sex coma, I received a nice foot massage from her mother, and by foot massage, I mean I fisted the hell out of her.
They all claimed they were 22 and fucked like champs.
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i killed a man with a trident.
lol dude. u must not get out much. like i go to wally world or to the mall and see bitches that look legal all day but find out that they aren't. also, they did fuck like champs.
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broke a dogs face on my dirtbike with my motocross boots. it tried to bite me so i kicked that bish in da head
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I kicked a dog in the head the other night when it tried to bite me and my puppy. fucking mutt...
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"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
when I was 8 this 7 year old kid pissed me off so I broke his finger by bending it all the way back, then I told everyone he tripped and landed on it weird. I also told him if he said otherwise, I'd break more fingers.
.... I have more that I've probably chosen to forget but if they come to mind I'll post them.
^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle
Oh god forgive me...
I used to be a pyro and I burned everything. I even burned living animals and insects.
I spied on my friend's mom like 2235902735 times. I even thought of sneaking up on her and lick her boobs.
I threw rocks at dogs and cars.
I used to shoot BB guns at deers and cars.
I went out with my friend's ex after he told me not too. I then proceeded to finger her and loved every minute of it.
Um, stole my friend's mom's thong. Shit I think I have it. I found it laying out on the laundry pile and seeing she was a milf, I jacked it.
Uh, got high at church and was sort of drunk.
Damn can't think of anything else.
LOL @ Ran being the foundation of this thread.
EDIT: HOly Shhh This thread has GREAT MATERIAL. Props to you guys!
My friends had a turtle throughout middle school; during high school I knock the tank off the counter sending the tuttle and it's habitat crashing to the floor.
The turtle died weeks later.
My dad used to give me his lighters when they ran out of fluid. I almost set the dining room table on fire by lighting the carpet first.
We had a decorative fern plant, feathers galore...everywhere, it was so tempting to light it. House almost burned down because of me. That fern ignited just as fast as a flame on an episode of the simpsons.
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i fucked my best friends GF on their 6 month aniversarry
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