"The only good bug is a dead bug." - Starship Troopers

If I come across one of these multi-legged b@stards then I'll grab the closest solid object start the squashing. I've killed bugs with books, magazines, soap bars, shampoo bottles, shoes, candles, DVDs, video games, telephones, a Playstation (seriously), cups, mugs, plates, full rolls of toilet paper, and a million other things that I can't bring to mind at the moment.