Spiders...

[Mr. Clean]

make me run like a little girl.

anyone share this feeling?

[Nismo]

Yes, FIRST btw.

[SouthrnStyle]

Yeah i fucking hate them along with snakes

[Homer Simpson]

there was a spider in my car once.

I almost got into a wreck.

[tdurr]

^^ true story.
I almost died too because of a spider. the fucker was like the size of my hand, and it was on my leg. I freaked out and jumped outta the car.

[browningboy7]

I got bit by a brown recluse years ago...yes I share that feeling to say the least...

[BlkCD5]

I hate those fuckers, especially tarantulas

[uproot]

oh yeah, those little assholes are scary

[Tech5]

Doesnt matter How big or how small I run,scream,etc

They scare Poop out of me!

[Mr. Clean]

word. i feel so much more normal now.

i just opened the door to my shower and turned the water on and looked down and saw a goddamn dinosaur spider running around (bout the size of a half dollar lol). went to get a sandal to kill him... i don't like them so much i don't even like getting close enough to fucking kill them.

ugh. why do they have to be here!!!!!?

[thecrazyone]

spiders will crawl in your mouth when your asleep and down your throat and into your stomach. then they die.
























or lay eggs.

[Tech5]

They are good in a way!


But they are creepy an ugly and scary! that I would get my wife to kill them for me lol!

Sometimes I have dreams that they are on the wall and I would scream lol

word. i feel so much more normal now.

i just opened the door to my shower and turned the water on and looked down and saw a goddamn dinosaur spider running around (bout the size of a half dollar lol). went to get a sandal to kill him... i don't like them so much i don't even like getting close enough to fucking kill them.

ugh. why do they have to be here!!!!!?

[TaKashi]

a bunch of fag

[jonathanjone]

i am not really scared of spiders... except for black widows and others that can kill me lol. if they cant kill me, im good lol. i had a snake and thought about a turantula, but $17 for a spider is not cool. $5 maybe. but not 17

[Tech5]

EEwwww!

i am not really scared of spiders... except for black widows and others that can kill me lol. if they can kill me, im good lol. i had a snake and thought about a turantula, but $17 for a spider is not cool. $5 maybe. but not 17

[TheGrillMan]

cockroachs do the whole crawling into your mouth and down to your stomach to die thing



next time you wake up with horrible breath you might know why

[Tech5]

Stop it!!!!!!!!!!

cockroachs do the whole crawling into your mouth and down to your stomach to die thing



next time you wake up with horrible breath you might know why

[BKgen®]

word. i feel so much more normal now.

i just opened the door to my shower and turned the water on and looked down and saw a goddamn dinosaur spider running around (bout the size of a half dollar lol). went to get a sandal to kill him... i don't like them so much i don't even like getting close enough to fucking kill them.

ugh. why do they have to be here!!!!!?

and to think,... i actually slept on your floor last night

lol not like i was coherent enough to care...

[Elbow]

I hate spiders.

I don't mind grandaddy long legs, or real small spiders, but big brown or back or furry ones no thanks.

[FasTech]

I hate all spiders. Regaurdless to size, shape, etc.....

Along with that, I hate cockroaches too.


Side effects include: Running/Screaming like little girl.

[Homer Simpson]

i hate anything wiht more than 4 legs.

[G.C]

lol wow you serious. Just grab a dam lighter and burn them or feed them to your fish.

[Tech5]

Banned Hahahaha

a bunch of fag

[C-loS109]

i hate spiders, and the thought of milliong of them in one spot freaks me out. like in that movie the covenant when that chick was sleeping and she had a shitload around her. i seriously paused it, got up, rejected the disk and watched tv.

[KREEP]

I don't like spiders but I can deal with them......But snakes............I run like an escaped slave when I see a snake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Run like a bitch too with my arms flailing and i am screamin like a bitch

[KREEP]

i hate spiders, and the thought of milliong of them in one spot freaks me out. like in that movie the covenant when that chick was sleeping and she had a shitload around her. i seriously paused it, got up, rejected the disk and watched tv.

This made me laugh a lot! LOL

[KREEP]

cockroachs do the whole crawling into your mouth and down to your stomach to die thing



next time you wake up with horrible breath you might know why

[Sport1.3]

Snakes and Spiders are creepy, but I can deal with them. I know there are no spiders in North America that can kill me....and I've dealt with snakes before. But Roaches....omg roaches conjure the most effeminate reactions out of me. I have been known to jump 2 full stories high when one touches my body.....I will literally burn an entire house down trying to kill a single one with a lighter and can of PB Blaster...The very thought of one near my bare foot makes my skin crawl....FUCK ROACHES!!!

[KREEP]

Snakes and Spiders are creepy, but I can deal with them. I know there are no spiders in North America that can kill me....and I've dealt with snakes before. But Roaches....omg roaches conjure the most effeminate reactions out of me. I have been known to jump 2 full stories high when one touches my body.....I will literally burn an entire house down trying to kill a single one with a lighter and can of PB Blaster...The very thought of one near my bare foot makes my skin crawl....FUCK ROACHES!!!

God this thread is full of win! I love what people say are their reactions to seeing their feared creature!!! Even thinking about my reaction just makes me laugh! I can deal with roaches, spiders and other insects but like I said before my vagina curdles when a snake is very close to me in the wild! Caged is fine!
Does the movie Arachniphobia freak yall out?

[ALVIN]

we had a black widow here at work about the 2" in size head to bottom. It was a big sucker...I played with it lol and well let it live. Im sure we got brown recluse in this warehouse as well as some others. Roaches and water bugs make me scream like a girl lol.

[Ran]

"The only good bug is a dead bug." - Starship Troopers

If I come across one of these multi-legged b@stards then I'll grab the closest solid object start the squashing. I've killed bugs with books, magazines, soap bars, shampoo bottles, shoes, candles, DVDs, video games, telephones, a Playstation (seriously), cups, mugs, plates, full rolls of toilet paper, and a million other things that I can't bring to mind at the moment.

[ISAtlanta300]

Wel, i'd rather have spiders than bugs......

[MWhite88]

guys.... theyre just spiders.... smash them and go on... you are bigger and stronger than they are

[Sport1.3]

guys.... theyre just spiders.... smash them and go on... you are bigger and stronger than they are

but they are creepy and have 8 hairy little legs and like 30 eyes and fangs and wings and shit

[Elbow]

We don't bite and crawl around peoples bodies and bite with venom do we? No.

[americanctm]

Man i'd go toe to toe with a bear, trade kicks with a kangaroo or fight a lion....... BUT i do not fucking mess with spiders

[BlkCD5]

Has anyone seen Arachnaphobia? That guy was getting his ass kicked by spiders.

[bookthief]

Man, you guys just named about every small creature that I find amazing/interesting.




Jumping Spider
Brown Recluse Spider


Ornate Jumping Spider (beautiful....isn't it?)


Coral Snake


Green Snake (Gorgeous)


Gopher Snake


And last, but certainly not least....COCKROACHES

[ALVIN]

creepy suns of bitches. sneaky motherfuckers

[tdurr]

lol 2 post up is win. I see why no1 else posted in here. I can deal with most of them as long as i see them first. If they run up on me bitches get squished.