Crystallized Methanphetamines?Originally Posted by redrumracer
Crystallized Methanphetamines?
-Zach-
2010 Toyota Tundra- Daily on 37's
1994 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 -FOR SALE
1987 Toyota Pickup - Toy
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
except the part where you breath through your mouth.
I hate everyone one of you...lmao
Now, I'm gonna be thinking about that shit every night...lol
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
hahaha nah im a little bit better at spelling than that
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE GAY. DONT EVER POST FAGGOTY SHIT LIKE THAT AGAIN. - REPS, HOMO.
BUY MY NEW BOOK! ITS CALLED, IF YOU LIKE IMPORTANTLANTA THERE'S A STRONG CHANCE YOU'RE A FAGGOT
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has
about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the
twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise
what is occuring, relax and correct itself. At about that height it hits maximum
speed and when it hits the ground it's rib cage absorbs most of the impact
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
so who is going to try this out.Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has
about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the
twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise
what is occuring, relax and correct itself. At about that height it hits maximum
speed and when it hits the ground it's rib cage absorbs most of the impact
also who went out and dropped cats to do this study?
Scientist, maybe done with a "soft" landing its a study and a probability... People do some crazy things.
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
A penguin only has sex twice a year.
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
Fixed.
-Zach-
2010 Toyota Tundra- Daily on 37's
1994 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 -FOR SALE
1987 Toyota Pickup - Toy
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
oops sorry for the typo. thanks
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
There are 118 ridges on the outside of a dime.
The dot above an 'i' is called a tittle.
Bingo is the name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box.
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
What follows are actual statements found in insurance forms where auto drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible. These instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even the most incompetent writing may be mighty entertaining:- Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
- The other car collided with mine without giving any warnings of it's intentions.
- I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head thru it.
- A truck backed thru my windshield into my wife's face.
- A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
- The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
- I pulled away from the side road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
- In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into the telephone pole.
- I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
- I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
- As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
- To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
- My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
-An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
- The pedestrian had no idea which direction to turn, so I ran over him.
- I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
- The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
- I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray dogs.
- The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of it's way when it struck my front end.
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
ok so the jokes were funny but how bout some interesting facts.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. Better?
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
yes
lol
I can peel onions without crying regaurdless.
ha, here are some good ones.
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs -it will let you go instantly.
Killer whales kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode. <--- FALSE i was lied to by the webs...
Last edited by boostleak; 12-14-2008 at 02:46 PM. Reason: the internet lied
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
False.
UGA: Everybody is laughing at us this year.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. BE CAREFUL!
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
oops just researched it.
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
no, youre false. ive done it.
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On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. BE CAREFUL!
A banana tree is not a tree; it is an herb.
Coca-Cola cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers. Just
saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The
phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done. <---(not sure if this is true but its posted in the fact section, someone try this.)
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
Rainy day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes in from the rain,
simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly
making your dog smell springtime fresh.
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
Did You Know That?
Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
did you know
that i have toes.
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^ Pic or your BSing!!!!!!! NOAW!!!
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
I thought you were napping
The average woman's vagina can only feel 4 inches.
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by
the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment
he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
^made me laugh^
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
damn i guess my other 8 is wasted
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
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