Cuz I'm TRYING to be a good, faithful boyfriend (for once in my life) but MY tang is back home in Georgia. And OMG the girls out here are OH so fine!

I'm stuck getting mine about once a month until I break it off...or...hey, wait a minute. Hey, guys, I got 100$ if you can sleep with my girl and prove it. Then I can make HER look like the bad guy! Then it's up to me whenever I wanna take her back. BRILLIANT!

100$ to the next man! I'd rather pay you 100 once than 100/month for these movies! Her number is...

...naw, just playin'. But this shit SUCKS, man!