Well turds --- as it stands, my pockets aren't exactly nervous. However comma, to ensure that I can ALWAYS say that as long as I live, I will be winning the mega millions jackpot this time around.

I highly suggest though, that you dreamers run out and purchase tickets... ORRRRR you can save yourself the trouble by just paypalling me the amount you will spend on tickets since the money you spend on tickets will end up in my penny bank anyway.

That is all.