Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
I fill my diesel H1 up every other day just because I drive around for no damn reason. I top it off and then shoot a few gallons onto the ground until I get an even price.

Then I get my receipt...crumple it up and toss it on the ground.

I crank my A/C all the way up too because I'm always wearing my fly-as-fuck black rhino skin coat...it's got ivory trimming on it and it's treated with a mixture of whale fat, seal blubber and orphans' tears.

I love America.


rhino skin coat got me