jehovas just came to my door.

[Halfwit]

and i know its fun to be rude as fuck and play games,

but if u just listen to their shit for like 1 minute, they will give u the pamphlet (after sharing a scripture of course) and be on their way.

alot better than having some enemies in the neighborhood. weird i think of this shit now that i own my own home.

i answered, was polite, and they were nice and left quickly.

and the booklet they gave me will be great starter material for my fireplace!! everyone wins.

[90_ACCORD]

well you just got lucky. whenever i have just sat there and listen to them they just will not leave.
there regular people so they just probably hurried to get there asses out of the cold

[Halfwit]

and now i feel good, cause no one else answered the door for them...so maybe they wont light my hosue on fire later.


i did have a gun on my hip.. that may have helped them leave quicker..lol

[90_ACCORD]

i did have a gun on my hip.. that may have helped them leave quicker..lol

haha just maybe. they have to know they annoy some people so they have to watch out

[Friggintitsman]

lol the last time I talked to them I was at my ex's house watching my daughter. The had just became single and was looking for some strange. Well long story short they told me that had a chapter down near the place were I'm currently living. They told me that it is ran by a couple of female.

The horns sprouted and I gave them my address. They either never showed or I wasn't here when they did. It was a nice try though.

[Elbow]

I had sex with one once she said it'd be good for the jelly.

[VooDooXII]

I had sex with one once she said it'd be good for the jelly.

Every girl Jehova that's come to my parents' house has always been a looker.

Seems like I made their day when I told them I knew what "The Watchtower" was.

[Tech5]

and i know its fun to be rude as fuck and play games,

but if u just listen to their shit for like 1 minute, they will give u the pamphlet (after sharing a scripture of course) and be on their way.

alot better than having some enemies in the neighborhood. weird i think of this shit now that i own my own home.

i answered, was polite, and they were nice and left quickly.

and the booklet they gave me will be great starter material for my fireplace!! everyone wins.

LOLOLOL

You are nice my friend ! I think I would tell them where they can put that Booklet!

[STRteg]

lol

[Jbauer]

The Jehova Witnesses are a CULT. Do not even give them the time of day. They are nothing but wolves in sheeps clothing.
/end rant

[browningboy7]

What's funny is if you send in and request the video it's a promo video for jehovas witnesses obviously...But it has Prince in it and Kevin Smith directed it thinking he was doing a prince promo tape. haha

[jfman]

Seems like I made their day when I told them I knew what "The Watchtower" was.

whats the watchtower ?

[EJ25RUN]

and the booklet they gave me will be great starter material for my fireplace!! everyone wins.

I used mine as scratch paper for math work.

whats the watchtower ?

A Jimi Hendrix classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCwCBh0z3Hs

[redrumracer]

just answer the door nude. if they stay then let em talk a lil

[jfman]

just answer the door nude. if they stay then let em talk a lil

Open the door with a beer in one hand and a doobie in the other

[jfman]

A Jimi Hendrix classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQH8X4jkSxo

I knew that but what's the watchtower for JW's ?

[EJ25RUN]

I knew that but what's the watchtower for JW's ?

Your asking the wrong guy. Manic should know, he is an expert on religion.

[Halfwit]

what influence does jesus have in your life?

he died for you, so u must live for him...

pretty much all they said.

[EJ25RUN]

what influence does jesus have in your life?

he died for you, so u must live for him...

pretty much all they said.

Next time, i wanna start a conversation about something random.

"So uh, do you ever wanna do her itb"? :idb:

[Halfwit]

she had a lil girl with her (maybe 9) and she introdeuced her as "my friend" the girl jsut kinda looked at me. you could tell she didnt want to be doing this

as i left the neighborhood, i saw them everywhere, at least 12 of them.

[Tech5]

waste of time!

[blaknoize]

They just FIND me out on the street. I've never had any come to my place. I'm always in the hood. Witnesses arent liked in the hood.

[Halfwit]

well that puts you at an advantage, as you feel more free. i am paranoid, and if i hear something 4 years later in my backyard, i will suspect it is the jehovas coming bac kcause i was rude.

[STRteg]

well that puts you at an advantage, as you feel more free. i am paranoid, and if i hear something 4 years later in my backyard, i will suspect it is the jehovas coming bac kcause i was rude.

[blaknoize]

well that puts you at an advantage, as you feel more free. i am paranoid, and if i hear something 4 years later in my backyard, i will suspect it is the jehovas coming bac kcause i was rude.

simply let them know, ur a minimum wage baller and explain to them that the economy has collapsed, they should raze hell in another yard cuz they have the wrong person.

[stephanie]

i usually let the dog jump at the window.

or better yet.......tell them i am catholic

[silversol]

they cameto my house one time but dont come anymore i must be black listed or some thing.
me. wakeing up from a night of hard drinking and i look it

they knock on the door

i answer

i am here to tell you about god

me you know what i am glad your here! do you have a crack pipe?

there jaws drop and they leave and have never come back!

[stephanie]

they cameto my house one time but dont come anymore i must be black listed or some thing.
me. wakeing up from a night of hard drinking and i look it

they knock on the door

i answer

i am here to tell you about god

me you know what i am glad your here! do you have a crack pipe?

there jaws drop and they leave and have never come back!

lol.........good one!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VooDooXII]

I should answer the door with my pet snake around my neck.

QD had a pretty funny story about Jehovas.