i dunno which is funnier... the absolutely hysterically pathetic posts by the little bang-flipping emo who acts like he's 12, or the equally amusingly bad comebacks by lexi.

imbatman - when you're done listening to your conor oberst CD in your corolla (while trying to position it for a little photo op so that it looks like you're drifting mad tyte initial d style), make sure to take the disc out, crack it into pieces, find the sharpest one, and carve "IFUREADTHISURGAY" into your wrist, preferably right along the vein. thank you.

lexi - your shits weak.