Bad grammar/spelling/punctuation disease

**ultm8mind** · 08-10-2009, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by TheProfiteer

hey i just did that the other day, i was trying to convince homie Geoff that he was a fool for writing conscience.
When I first saw it, I started laughing histerically <--- see I spelled it wrong, i know it, im about to go look it up. Oh look its spelled hysterically, god damn y's.
anyway, when I found out that Conscience, is really a word, and not only that spelled correctly, oh boy did I feel like a fool.
and I couldnt even spell Poaching right, I spelled it pouching.

i cant spell for shit.

Haha, pouching, sounds like something a big girl with FUPA would do, kind of a female version of our teabagging, haha

**BobbyFresco** · 08-10-2009, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by ultm8mind

Haha, pouching, sounds like something a big girl with FUPA would do, kind of a female version of our teabagging, haha

Wtf is FUPA?

**DJ Maestro** · 08-10-2009, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyFresco

Wtf is FUPA?

Fat Upper Pussy Area

**ultm8mind** · 08-10-2009, 12:52 PM

F.U.P.A.= Fatter Upper Pussy Area

**BobbyFresco** · 08-10-2009, 12:52 PM

Ah....so a muffin top?

**Total_Blender** · 08-10-2009, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by GOT_PURP

Remember, this is the internet and nothing needs to be serious. I promise it will not look good on a resume, by telling them you can type in perfect order on an online forum. Which is meant for automotive pleasure.

Just Sayin'

But how seriously would you consider the advice of someone who posts like that, especially if its something technical? I'd be highly skeptical of someone offering me advice on a motor build when they only have the language function of a 3rd grader.

**ultm8mind** · 08-10-2009, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyFresco

Ah....so a muffin top?

pretty much, that fatty part between the cooch and the beltline.....

**BobbyFresco** · 08-10-2009, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by ultm8mind

pretty much, that fatty part between the cooch and the beltline.....

Lulz...

How do you know so much about that?
Hmmm..?

**DJ Maestro** · 08-10-2009, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by ultm8mind

pretty much, that fatty part between the cooch and the beltline.....

Only sexy on a girl in good shape. All others are just fat all around.

**Total_Blender** · 08-10-2009, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyFresco

Ah....so a muffin top?

Lower than that. Its like a fat roll in the front of their pants.

I read something he other day that I found shocking. The standard used in determining our literacy rate in the United States is the 4th grade level. So 99.999% (or whatever %) of people in America can read... on a 4th grade level.

There isn't much info out there on what percentage of adults function at the level they should (at least HS level). The sad part is that at my high school I remember kids graduating who could barely read. How do you get to be a high school senior when you can't read out loud from easier books like Moby Dick or Huckleberry Finn? I could understand HS kids not being able to read from something like Joyce, but seriously... wtf.

**ultm8mind** · 08-10-2009, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyFresco

Lulz...

How do you know so much about that?
Hmmm..?

I know so much about that because I see it alot. Not really anyone I know, and definitely not the wife. Since I am in the Army, you know the troops have names for everything to include that, LOL. Just one of those things......

**ultm8mind** · 08-10-2009, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Maestro

Only sexy on a girl in good shape. All others are just fat all around.

A sexy girl in good shape? I dunno if they'd have that, maybe if they pushed a kid or two out and let themselves go during pregnancy.....But usually on the "bigger" girls. Cause I have yet to see an in shape girl with it, now I'm going to start looking, haha. I am not hating, they need love too, lol. Just not from this guy.

**Jason..** · 08-10-2009, 01:14 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10004296/

**DJ Maestro** · 08-10-2009, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by ultm8mind

A sexy girl in good shape? I dunno if they'd have that, maybe if they pushed a kid or two out and let themselves go during pregnancy.....But usually on the "bigger" girls. Cause I have yet to see an in shape girl with it, now I'm going to start looking, haha. I am not hating, they need love too, lol. Just not from this guy.

Maybe I'm off in my definition of FUPA then. I'm thinking more the sexy little mound formed in that area on a girl in good shape. Know what I mean?

**ultm8mind** · 08-10-2009, 01:40 PM

The one that hides the lips?? I know all too well of that "love mound." LOL......

**DJ Maestro** · 08-10-2009, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by ultm8mind

The one that hides the lips?? I know all too well of that "love mound." LOL......

Yes! The "love mound"! That's what I like.

FUPA = FAIL

**Lankhoss** · 08-10-2009, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by TheProfiteer

hey i just did that the other day, i was trying to convince homie Geoff that he was a fool for writing conscience.

When I first saw it, I started laughing histerically <--- see I spelled it wrong, i know it, im about to go look it up. Oh look its spelled hysterically, god damn y's.

anyway, when I found out that Conscience, is really a word, and not only that spelled correctly, oh boy did I feel like a fool.

and I couldnt even spell Poaching right, I spelled it pouching.

i cant spell for shit.

The difference between you and the rest of those idiots, is you actually learned something. Hell, in the last couple of posts I've read of yours, I've seen that you LEARNED to spell 2 new words. That, in itself, is quite an acomplishment.

What gets me, is I almost failed English in highschool, yet I can put together a post better than most of the people I talk with on ANY forum. It boggles one's mind.

**Lankhoss** · 08-10-2009, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Jason..

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10004296/

Holy shit, Webster's recognizes "irregardless" as a word now.

We're all doomed.

**TheProfiteer** · 08-10-2009, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by Lankhoss

The difference between you and the rest of those idiots, is you actually learned something. Hell, in the last couple of posts I've read of yours, I've seen that you LEARNED to spell 2 new words. That, in itself, is quite an acomplishment.

What gets me, is I almost failed English in highschool, yet I can put together a post better than most of the people I talk with on ANY forum. It boggles one's mind.

lol I was aceing english since middle school, even college english i was sleeping and still making A's on all my papers.

now that boggles the mind for sure.

**ultm8mind** · 08-10-2009, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by TheProfiteer

lol I was aceing english since middle school, even college english i was sleeping and still making A's on all my papers.

now that boggles the mind for sure.

....aceing (not quite sure what that is, lol) or were you acing it? That is mind boggling, lol....

**TheProfiteer** · 08-10-2009, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by ultm8mind

....aceing (not quite sure what that is, lol) or were you acing it? That is mind boggling, lol....

see

im not lying when I say I cant spell worth a damn (and the IE at work doesnt have auto spell check)

you know I initially put Acing, but then thought to my self that doesnt look right, and added an e.

this would of been ok if I had some form of mathematical skills, but hells nah, i forget math faster than I would forget and ugly girls name.

I still dont understand how I can score a 120 on an IQ test.

**Lankhoss** · 08-10-2009, 03:18 PM

By the way, you misspelled "moderator" in your avatar.

**ultm8mind** · 08-10-2009, 03:22 PM

Moderattor, haha, funny.....

**TheProfiteer** · 08-10-2009, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by ultm8mind

Moderattor, haha, funny.....

im not that fucking dumb

i did that on purpose, cause moderator is edited out in the sig.

im not really a mod, so yeah.

**ultm8mind** · 08-10-2009, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by TheProfiteer

im not that fucking dumb

i did that on purpose, cause moderator is edited out in the sig.

im not really a mod, so yeah.

I heard that, or should I say I understand that!!

**Buttons** · 08-10-2009, 04:55 PM

justin, "your dumb".

**Jason..** · 08-10-2009, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by Buttons

justin, "your dumb".

..

**Buttons** · 08-10-2009, 05:09 PM

it was a joke, you idiot. i made one of the first posts about "your dumb"... also the same reason why there is quotation marks around the statement.

**Jason..** · 08-10-2009, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by Buttons

it was a joke, you idiot. i made one of the first posts about "your dumb"... also the same reason why there is quotation marks around the statement.

Repost!!!!

**Mr. Clean** · 08-10-2009, 05:15 PM

holy shit this thread blew up. i guess this is, indeed, a decent topic. despite the fact that the larger part on page 7 was about a FUPA lol.

the bottom line is that i see a lot of people on here who, i know for a fact, have no idea how to speak or type. it's just frustrating i guess. i'm certainly not trying to be a nazi about it. i just can't believe that most of these people have graduated high school, but yet still have no idea how to put a sentence together. we all make a mistake here and there. that's completely understandable. it's like someone previously said: there's a difference between casual and having no idea what you're doing at a keyboard. it's just embarassing at the lack of care that goes into communicating on here. billions and billions of your own dollars go into teaching everyone how to speak and write... why can't we just make it good practice to attempt to get some shit right here and there?

**Dylan** · 08-10-2009, 05:15 PM

ur cumin off as an dooshbag justin u dont has to single me out cuz i cant spell too good.haha..i do understand completely with what you are saying.i typically type my comments as i would say them.and if that were the case for most of the people on here then wow..ignorance is an epidemic.

**Mr. Clean** · 08-10-2009, 05:20 PM

i mean come on:

Originally Posted by Description of WTF section of CARPICS

WTF ! (6 Viewing)
Post pictures of those Ricer out there that think the are hot shi* driving around in there Riced out vehicles!

:facepalm:

**Dylan** · 08-10-2009, 05:24 PM

^^^ lol it aggravates the hell out of me everytime i see it!.no shit..im pretty OCD and a lot of things like that irritate me lol

**Jason..** · 08-10-2009, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by boostedem1

^^^ lol it aggravates the hell out of me everytime i see it!.no shit..im pretty OCD and a lot of things like that irritate me lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics

**Dylan** · 08-10-2009, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by Jason..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics

im not too sure if that is more funny or just messed up..but it did make me laugh like hell

**BobbyFresco** · 08-10-2009, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Jason..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics

You're real clever...

What's your excuse?
You're as White as they come and you're just as ignorant as your every day, run of the mill hoodrat, particularly when it comes to articulating yourself online...

Sadly, there are millions of people just like you..with the same skin tone and cultural background...infecting this world with continual stupidity, day in and day out...Instead of pointing your finger at others, you should pointing the finger at yourself and trying to work at that which you're not efficient, instead of saying " Well I'm just not that good at it anyway".

**Dylan** · 08-10-2009, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyFresco

You're real clever...

What's your excuse?
You're as White as they come and you're just as ignorant as your every day, run of the mill hoodrat, particularly when it comes to articulating yourself online...

Sadly, there are millions of people just like you..with the same skin tone and cultural background...infecting this world with continual stupidity, day in and day out...Instead of pointing your finger at others, you should pointing the finger at yourself and trying to work at that which you're not efficient, instead of saying " Well I'm just not that good at it anyway".

WORD

**Jason..** · 08-10-2009, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyFresco

You're real clever...

What's your excuse?
You're as White as they come and you're just as ignorant as your every day, run of the mill hoodrat, particularly when it comes to articulating yourself online...

Sadly, there are millions of people just like you..with the same skin tone and cultural background...infecting this world with continual stupidity, day in and day out...Instead of pointing your finger at others, you should pointing the finger at yourself and trying to work at that which you're not efficient, instead of saying " Well I'm just not that good at it anyway".

I post thing just to see you comment on them..thanks for amusing me all day!!!!You make me smile!!!

**BobbyFresco** · 08-10-2009, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Jason..

I post thing just to see you comment on them..thanks for amusing me all day!!!!

One sentence. You had one shot and you blew it.
This is what I'm talking about..

Do you enjoy being stupid? The butt of jokes? You know...the person people whisper about in a crowd and you wonder if you're been talked about?

For fuck's sake. Pick up a fucking book...Expand that miniscule mind of yours.
Do something with yourself other than accepting the fact that you're a fucking dumbass and doing shit which is expected of morons. Try being a decently capable human being for once in your life...

Think you can handle that?

**Jason..** · 08-10-2009, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyFresco

One sentence. You had one shot and you blew it.
This is what I'm talking about..

Do you enjoy being stupid? The butt of jokes? You know...the person people whisper about in a crowd and you wonder if you're been talked about?

For fuck's sake. Pick up a fucking book...Expand that miniscule mind of yours.
Do something with yourself other than accepting the fact that you're a fucking dumbass and doing shit which is expected of morons. Try being a decently capable human being for once in your life...

Think you can handle that?

No it sounds difficult not something I want to try...I mean your are 30 years old and all I mean id expect u to be smarter than me.

Or not IDK

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