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    Have you ever litsened to Ryan Adams acoustical version of Wonderwall and narrowly avoided rear ending a GCPD (5-0) car while almost side swiping 97 Dodge Ram?

    LOL i was totally sober too, the song was just great.

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    One time, I peed in my pants in an arcade in Panama City.
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    HAVE YOU EVER been followed by the GCPD all the way down I-85 while listening to Gym Class Heros Live Forever. Then, smiled at by said GCPD just before he floors it in the rain, only to exit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    One time, I peed in my pants in an arcade in Panama City.
    Where the hell are the words "Have you ever..." j00 fail chivic boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirMax95
    No, but the GCPD followed me all the way down I-85 yesterday evening while I was listening to Gym Class Heros Live Forever. Then he pulled up next to me, grinned, then floored it......
    j00 too IT boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
    j00 too IT boy.
    Fixed, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
    Where the hell are the words "Have you ever..." j00 fail chivic boy.

    Have you ever owned a cool car?








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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    Have you ever owned a cool car?








    Have you ever been told, "Yes, yes I have. It is orange and drops teh loli panties."
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    Have you ever owned a cool car?
    Well at least he doesn't wreck the ones that he buys. JK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianStig
    Well at least he doesn't wreck the ones that he buys. JK.
    LOL. I'm gonna blame that on the dumb white girls that text!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianStig
    Well at least he doesn't wreck the ones that he buys. JK.
    Wrecking cars is COOL KID SHIAT!!! Esp. when you have insurance to cover you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianStig
    Well at least he doesn't wreck the ones that he buys. JK.


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    Have you ever avoided a cop by going 70 in a mall parking lot at 2 a.m. and flipping into a ditch, despite the fact that you didnt even know that the cop was chasing you.
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    While running away from the police obliterated out of your mind while on foot, have you have shat yourself to create a mudscreen so they wouldn't follow you?

    ...that was a bad night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianStig
    Have you ever litsened to Ryan Adams acoustical version of Wonderwall
    This, I've done.

    Have you ever gotten let go after a cop pulls you over for doing 140+ mph?

    I don't speed anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipKing
    Have you ever avoided a cop by going 70 in a mall parking lot at 2 a.m. and flipping into a ditch, despite the fact that you didnt even know that the cop was chasing you.

    That sucks.
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    yeah, cop wasn't happy when I had to report the wreck. lulz Ahh, well, I got outta it with a too fast under the conditions ticket and no fine. Just probation and community service
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipKing
    yeah, cop wasn't happy when I had to report the wreck. lulz Ahh, well, I got outta it with a too fast under the conditions ticket and no fine. Just probation and community service

    A buddy of mine just got arrested for reckless driving in a walmart parking lot. Cops aren't playing games these days....lol
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    Cop was the 2nd cop that pulled up, asked me if I was running from him. I told him I never saw him. 1st cop helped me with the judge, and my mom cried for the judge.lol, Saved me 400 dollars
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    have u ever spun a camaro around twice on dry pavement on a single lane onramp,not hit anything and keep it going?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    have u ever spun a camaro around twice on dry pavement on a single lane onramp,not hit anything and keep it going?
    Isn't that all the fun of owning a Camaro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    Isn't that all the fun of owning a Camaro?
    no,that was i think shat myself in the camaro........lol

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    ...Run from the police...they catch you...and then you tell them that "My eyes turn red at night when I drink to much"....

    And then they let you off with just a warning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    have u ever spun a camaro around twice on dry pavement on a single lane onramp,not hit anything and keep it going?
    Have you ever got sideways at 80 MPH on the interstate around a seemingly smooth turn while in the rain in your camaro while not have wipers and only RainX and almost bald tires?

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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    Have you ever got sideways at 80 MPH on the interstate around a seemingly smooth turn while in the rain in your camaro while not have wipers and only RainX and almost bald tires?
    have u ever done a 360 in the rain at 15mph without ur foot on the gas

    i hate driving this car in the rain so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    have u ever done a 360 in the rain at 15mph without ur foot on the gas

    i hate driving this car in the rain so much

    had a 80 c10 with a 400sb


    did stupid shit like that all the time

    but hey thats half the fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    have u ever done a 360 in the rain at 15mph without ur foot on the gas

    i hate driving this car in the rain so much
    have you ever purposefully threw your car sideways @ 50mph just to have fun.

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    I drive a miata, yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipKing
    I drive a miata, yes.
    i meant to add "in a 3rd gen camaro" behind that

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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    LOL. I'm gonna blame that on the dumb white girls that text!

    you can't blame everything on autumn.
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    Have you ever released into a girl's mouth and then laughed uncontrollably as she tries to spit it out her car window, only for it to run down the glass and side of the door?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SiRed94
    Have you ever released into a girl's mouth and then laughed uncontrollably as she tries to spit it out her car window, only for it to run down the glass and side of the door?
    LOL.


    Have you ever gone down on a girl and out of nowhere a warm pungent fart hits you in the chin and almost makes you barf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    have u ever done a 360 in the rain at 15mph without ur foot on the gas

    i hate driving this car in the rain so much
    That's what we call throttle-lift oversteer, my friend...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII

    Have you ever gotten let go after a cop pulls you over for doing 140+ mph?
    actually.... thats a yes... just add another 15 to that number

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwick
    LOL.


    Have you ever gone down on a girl and out of nowhere a warm pungent fart hits you in the chin and almost makes you barf?
    LOLOL SHE TOLD YOU THAT WAS A FART?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    LOLOL SHE TOLD YOU THAT WAS A FART?!?!?!
    ........ .......

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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    actually.... thats a yes... just add another 15 to that number
    WEAK.
    I was doing 155+ in my stock eclipse
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    have u ever hit a bird with ur ttops out,watch it roll up the winshield and over ur head,then stop make sure thier isnt a dead animal in ur trunk........

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