I like to tell people everything that is wrong with the car, because I am an honest person-- Though there are 15 things wrong with this car, I will honestly tell you 3 and hopefully you will believe me.

POST SALE

Buyer: The car is making funny noises when I go over 70, do you know whats wrong?

Seller: No, it never did that when I drove it --- It always did that when I drove it. That is why I took you for a test drive in my neighborhood where the speed limit is 20.