Theory of female time

[stillaneon]

Hahahaha!!! I WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT! NEVER!

If I were to say something like that I would automatically add a "pfft, yea right." It's not in me to say something nice like that. Eventually they come to realize that I'm like that and nothing can change it. I can't say "baby, honey, I love you, ect" Girls LAUGH at me when I do. Like they know it's a joke.

Yeah I know its not you. just offering a suggestion to the throws of guys here.

You should try Halfwit's pick-up line. Guaranteed sex

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform?

[stillaneon]

see?

Maybe you missed the point. I don't care.

like I said, Tried and True....

I will get mine either way.

[Maniacc]

Yeah I know its not you. just offering a suggestion to the throws of guys here.

You should try Halfwit's pick-up line. Guaranteed sex

Haha, no way! Casey actually gets laid?

[Catnip]

Haha, no way! Casey actually gets laid?

lolol. if you use chloroform it's not getting laid.

[stillaneon]

From what I understand. But the point is

Chloroform = Passed out. It's actually better to see it in person

[Maniacc]

When it comes to chicks I've found they are ALL at least a little bit like this. Some to a greater degree, but it still always follows this basic pattern.

They display very little baggage at first. (Some don't, I just avoid them)
I remain wary.
They continue to be cool after the first month or so.
I start to like them.
They unleash the baggage.
I stop liking them.
They wonder why.
I replace them.
The next chick does the same thing.
I die cold and alone.

Do I need help?

[stillaneon]

lolol. if you use chloroform it's not getting laid.

You're wrong.

Goes back to the age old question.


Why does it take so much longer for a woman to get off than a guy?
























Who cares, I got mine.

[stillaneon]

When it comes to chicks I've found they are ALL at least a little bit like this. Some to a greater degree, but it still always follows this basic pattern.

They display very little baggage at first. (Some don't, I just avoid them)
I remain wary.
They continue to be cool after the first month or so.
I start to like them.
They unleash the baggage.
I stop liking them.
They wonder why.
I replace them.
The next chick does the same thing.
I die cold and alone.

Do I need help?

Nope, right on track

[Red_Phoenix]

its either one of two things. Spending a little extra time to pretty up. OR since you picked the place you know exactly where it is and how to get there. Us girls on the other hand have to FIND this place. I'm almost always on time and if I am late its for one of those 2 reasons

[Catnip]

You're wrong.

Goes back to the age old question.


Why does it take so much longer for a woman to get off than a guy?


Who cares, I got mine.

According to your logic, getting man booty is the same...

[G.C]

The girls you guys are talking bout, that always gets late. Are they "Blondie"????

[Maniacc]

its either one of two things. Spending a little extra time to pretty up. OR since you picked the place you know exactly where it is and how to get there. Us girls on the other hand have to FIND this place. I'm almost always on time and if I am late its for one of those 2 reasons

That does kinda make sense. She also drives a slow ass honda accord(I rag on that shit all day SON LOL) so that might also be another reason why she gets there late. But is there a logical answer to my question? Are chicks just as random as randomguy or are they about as straight as elton john?

[stillaneon]

According to your logic, getting man booty is the same...

According my logic, getting off is getting off.

It doesn't matter, guy/girl, dead/alive, conscious/unconcious, consensual/rape.

Either way it's sex and the state will see it the same way.

If you rape some one (using the chloroform JOKE or not) it's still getting laid, so you might as well enjoy it

[Maniacc]

The girls you guys are talking bout, that always gets late. Are they "Blondie"????

Huh, yea she is. LOL

[Catnip]

According my logic, getting off is getting off.

It doesn't matter, guy/girl, dead/alive, conscious/unconcious, consensual/rape.

Either way it's sex and the state will see it the same way.

If you rape some one (using the chloroform JOKE or not) it's still getting laid, so you might as well enjoy it

you driving a neon all makes sense now

[stillaneon]

The girls you guys are talking bout, that always gets late. Are they "Blondie"????

It doesnt matter what the haircolor is.

It's genetic

[qwick]

its either one of two things. Spending a little extra time to pretty up. OR since you picked the place you know exactly where it is and how to get there. Us girls on the other hand have to FIND this place. I'm almost always on time and if I am late its for one of those 2 reasons

If you have to find the place give YOUR SELF more time to find it dont cut in on my time caues you dont have a good sence of direction.

[stillaneon]

you driving a neon all makes sense now

Yeah, as funny as me driving a neon is, I'm stating it does not matter what the method is to getting laid, It's still sex.......

[Maniacc]

This thread is a place for intellectual conversation.

Don't pollute it with this nonsense you guys. Srsly this is a serious thread. k

[Catnip]

Yeah, as funny as me driving a neon is, I'm stating it does not matter what the method is to getting laid, It's still sex.......

There's a difference in getting laid and having sex.

You can have sex with a dead cow, that's totally not getting laid.

amirite?

[alpine_aw11]

It all boils down to their natural lack of intellect. They're just too fucking dumb to show up on time, plain and simple.