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Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
:lmfao:
Yeah I know its not you. just offering a suggestion to the throws of guys here.
You should try Halfwit's pick-up line. Guaranteed sex
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Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform?
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Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
:lmfao:
Yeah I know its not you. just offering a suggestion to the throws of guys here.
You should try Halfwit's pick-up line. Guaranteed sex
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Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform?
Maybe you missed the point. I don't care.Quote:
Originally Posted by cgEvan
like I said, Tried and True....
I will get mine either way.:ninja:
Haha, no way! Casey actually gets laid?Quote:
Originally Posted by stillaneon
lolol. if you use chloroform it's not getting laid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
From what I understand. But the point is
Chloroform = Passed out. It's actually better to see it in person
When it comes to chicks I've found they are ALL at least a little bit like this. Some to a greater degree, but it still always follows this basic pattern.
They display very little baggage at first. (Some don't, I just avoid them)
I remain wary.
They continue to be cool after the first month or so.
I start to like them.
They unleash the baggage.
I stop liking them.
They wonder why.
I replace them.
The next chick does the same thing.
I die cold and alone.
Do I need help?
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Originally Posted by cgEvan
You're wrong.
Goes back to the age old question.
Why does it take so much longer for a woman to get off than a guy?
Who cares, I got mine.
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Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
Nope, right on track;)
its either one of two things. Spending a little extra time to pretty up. OR since you picked the place you know exactly where it is and how to get there. Us girls on the other hand have to FIND this place. I'm almost always on time and if I am late its for one of those 2 reasons
According to your logic, getting man booty is the same... :gay:Quote:
Originally Posted by stillaneon
The girls you guys are talking bout, that always gets late. Are they "Blondie"????
That does kinda make sense. She also drives a slow ass honda accord(I rag on that shit all day SON LOL) so that might also be another reason why she gets there late. But is there a logical answer to my question? Are chicks just as random as randomguy or are they about as straight as elton john?Quote:
Originally Posted by Red_Phoenix
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Originally Posted by cgEvan
According my logic, getting off is getting off.
It doesn't matter, guy/girl, dead/alive, conscious/unconcious, consensual/rape.
Either way it's sex and the state will see it the same way.
If you rape some one (using the chloroform JOKE or not) it's still getting laid, so you might as well enjoy it:rolleyes:
Huh, yea she is. :D LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by G.C
you driving a neon all makes sense now :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by stillaneon
It doesnt matter what the haircolor is.Quote:
Originally Posted by G.C
It's genetic
If you have to find the place give YOUR SELF more time to find it dont cut in on my time caues you dont have a good sence of direction.Quote:
Originally Posted by Red_Phoenix
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Originally Posted by cgEvan
Yeah, as funny as me driving a neon is, I'm stating it does not matter what the method is to getting laid, It's still sex.......
This thread is a place for intellectual conversation.
Don't pollute it with this nonsense you guys. Srsly this is a serious thread. k
There's a difference in getting laid and having sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by stillaneon
You can have sex with a dead cow, that's totally not getting laid.
amirite?
It all boils down to their natural lack of intellect. They're just too fucking dumb to show up on time, plain and simple.