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    if you refer to maniac's latest post concerning being an asshole, this proves it...


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    good for her
    be on around three..

    *shane walks bri to next class*


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    Quote Originally Posted by teh bri.
    good for her
    be on around three..

    *shane walks bri to next class*
    BET SHANE DOESN'T GET ANY BECAUSE HE'S TOO NICE
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    haha no he doesnt get any..
    neither do you..
    or anybody


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    Quote Originally Posted by teh bri.
    haha no he doesnt get any..
    neither do you..
    or anybody
    238593475287349384932 miles will do that, nothing else
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    "what? Danny this is mom. Did you accidently send that to me?"
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    Response 1: "When I see you next week baby"
    Response 2: "What?!?!?!? Never you punk ass beeotch!"
    Response 3: "WHAT?"
    Response 4: "HaHaHa"
    Response 6: "U are so damn stupid...LMAO"
    Response 7: "NOW"
    Response 8: "What are you doing later? I'll be the one doing all the tapping"
    Response 9: "U sent this to me by mistake :P"
    Response 10: "Oh my! I was just thinking about that as I was getting out of the shower"
    Response 11: "Umm not anytime soon??"

    This was a very bad experiment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    "what? Danny this is mom. Did you accidently send that to me?"
    ohhhhh.......VIOLATION!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    "what? Danny this is mom. Did you accidently send that to me?"
    You can't send it to someone you have already had sex with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
    You can't send it to someone you have already had sex with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
    You can't send it to someone you have already had sex with.

    Damn, i missed that clause. BRB
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    Damn, i missed that clause. BRB
    damn UGA fans.......

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    i texted my girlfriend and got an unpredictable response

    bo: "hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"
    girlfriend: "what?"
    bo: "no?"
    girlfriend: "i didnt know it was for me"
    bo: "who else would it be for?"
    girlfriend: "chris?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by xlivingfor1x
    i texted my girlfriend and got an unpredictable response

    bo: "hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"
    girlfriend: "what?"
    bo: "no?"
    girlfriend: "i didnt know it was for me"
    bo: "who else would it be for?"
    girlfriend: "chris?"


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    HAHAHAHA thats just to funny!! EPIC! randoms usual... girlfriend id just slam my head against a moveing truck!

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    3 texts and only one reply......they must be filling out the restraining order paperwork as we speak
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
    damn UGA fans.......

    Response #2 "where are your manners!!! Ladies First!!"

    me: So what does that mean?

    Her: " i know where you live"

    me: SO thats a yes then?



    i have no clue what that means.....but its not a "Never"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    Response #2 "where are your manners!!! Ladies First!!"

    me: So what does that mean?

    Her: " i know where you live"

    me: SO thats a yes then?



    i have no clue what that means.....but its not a "Never"
    You might have a shot. But then again, if they don't directly say no then the man has full rights to take what he desires.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
    You might have a shot. But then again, if they don't directly say no then the man has full rights to take what he desires.

    her: Only if i get to tap that first!!!! lol

    me: define "tap that first"

    her: defined as me dominating first!! ~snickers~ lol

    Me: Dominate me with a snickers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    lol


    funny i sent it to her too her response:

    "Anytime lover. I love the brazilian cock."

    yeah i get that a lot too
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    "uh.. never.. you're gross."


    LOL

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    "cum over now. i ready and waiting"

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    this thread is full of win.

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    "Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"

    "Fuck off"

    lolol


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    Response, "Either you're really drunk or someone's playing with your phone."
    I would have tried others, but they're all my girl's friends or relatives, so unlike the one dude, that's not happening. Texting cousins for some ass ftl, but funny.
    Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdare23
    People on IA is full of it. Majority of all haven't even seen a pussy besides on the internet.


    excuse me muther fucker!!!! i see pussy everyday! i feed it every day and it purs when i pet it mofo..... (cats name is pussy) lol

    Lurking

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    another post

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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    FUCK THAT MAKE THAT SHIT HAPPEN
    Still working on it, actually.

    My girl is getting the jealousy feelings. Damn it. The girl I sent the text to seems to still be down.
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. KiDD
    Tiff an i were out eating Habachi when you sent her the message, apparently the only random girl i have in my phone was one of her friends. so she told me to send it to her. this is what ensued

    me: When you gonna let me tap dat ass

    her:Ummm you do know this is XXXX

    me: Yes i know quit avoiding the question

    her: well i guess if it was a threesome and Tiff was ok with it i might, are you guys asking about a threesome? but otherwise sorry shes my BFF i cant do that to her.

    me: youre lame
    That's hilarious. I sent mine to Erin's BFF too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    is it the impenatrable fortress?

    if so shes just teasing
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
    You might have a shot. But then again, if they don't directly say no then the man has full rights to take what he desires.
    And it's not rape if you yell "surprise" first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. KiDD
    is it the impenatrable fortress?

    if so shes just teasing
    What the hell are you talking about? Nothing is impenetrable.

    "Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    my GF

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    I Got A
    "Tap What?"

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    twistedgary (12:55:36 AM): "when you gonna let me tap that?"
    jasmynestaton910 (12:56:20 AM): are u serious
    twistedgary (12:56:36 AM): yea
    jasmynestaton910 (12:57:06 AM): FUCK off ho, slow ass 240 having ho


    lol

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    #1:Yup
    Me: when?
    havent gotten anything back yet...

    #2: TIM!!! Inappropriate!
    Me: Come on, u kno u wanna...
    Her: Hah! I hate to break it to you but im NOT that easy.. and besides yhou should be satisfied with what you get...

    #3: Lol what?
    ^^i sent that to callmetree

    #4:Whenever you want, boo!

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    "are you drunk"

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    I sent it to a girl on AIM and she signed off. I think that means I'm blocked. Fail=me

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    well apparently I'm more of an alcoholic than I thought....

    I cheated tho... I sent it to my wife saying, "when you gonna let me tap that?"

    she replies, "tap what? I don't have a keg"..
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    5:50pmMichael
    when you gonna let mer tap that

    5:51pmJessica
    mer?

    5:51pmMichael
    me*

    5:53pmJessica
    you wouldn't be so lucky

    5:53pmMichael
    why is that?

    5:54pmJessica
    what makes you think you could? i have standards.


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    this thread is dead already?
    3 sent waiting*

    i don't know if i wanna sent it to someone i am trying to talk to.........ah fuck it...sent.

    edit:
    reply: "So i guess things aren't working out with Christina"
    me: "it's w/e, and where ever it goes"
    reply: "see you after 5 tomorrow?"

    LOL LOL

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