if you refer to maniac's latest post concerning being an asshole, this proves it...
the bitch is smiling after I knock her books out of her hand
if you refer to maniac's latest post concerning being an asshole, this proves it...
the bitch is smiling after I knock her books out of her hand
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
good for her
be on around three..
*shane walks bri to next class*
BET SHANE DOESN'T GET ANY BECAUSE HE'S TOO NICEOriginally Posted by teh bri.
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'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
haha no he doesnt get any..
neither do you..
or anybody![]()
238593475287349384932 miles will do that, nothing elseOriginally Posted by teh bri.
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'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
"what? Danny this is mom. Did you accidently send that to me?"
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Response 1: "When I see you next week baby"
Response 2: "What?!?!?!? Never you punk ass beeotch!"
Response 3: "WHAT?"
Response 4: "HaHaHa"
Response 6: "U are so damn stupid...LMAO"
Response 7: "NOW"
Response 8: "What are you doing later? I'll be the one doing all the tapping"
Response 9: "U sent this to me by mistake :P"
Response 10: "Oh my! I was just thinking about that as I was getting out of the shower"
Response 11: "Umm not anytime soon??"
This was a very bad experiment![]()
ohhhhhOriginally Posted by Sport1.3
.......VIOLATION!!!!
You can't send it to someone you have already had sex with.Originally Posted by Sport1.3
Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
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Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
Damn, i missed that clause. BRB
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damn UGA fans.......Originally Posted by Sport1.3
i texted my girlfriend and got an unpredictable response
bo: "hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"
girlfriend: "what?"
bo: "no?"
girlfriend: "i didnt know it was for me"
bo: "who else would it be for?"
girlfriend: "chris?"
::lowers head in shame::
Originally Posted by Vteckidd:
Originally Posted by coreyblade:
HAHAHAHA thats just to funny!! EPIC! randoms usual... girlfriend id just slam my head against a moveing truck!Originally Posted by xlivingfor1x
3 texts and only one reply......they must be filling out the restraining order paperwork as we speak![]()
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Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
Response #2 "where are your manners!!! Ladies First!!"
me: So what does that mean?
Her: " i know where you live"
me: SO thats a yes then?
i have no clue what that means.....but its not a "Never"![]()
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You might have a shot. But then again, if they don't directly say no then the man has full rights to take what he desires.Originally Posted by Sport1.3
Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
her: Only if i get to tap that first!!!! lol
me: define "tap that first"
her: defined as me dominating first!! ~snickers~ lol
Me: Dominate me with a snickers?
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Originally Posted by Ed
yeah i get that a lot too![]()
72 Datsun 510 goon SR
83 Datsun Maxima RB
80 Toyota Cressida 4M
"uh.. never.. you're gross."
LOL![]()
"cum over now. i ready and waiting"
Slimm
this thread is full of win.
"Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"
"Fuck off"
lolol
Response, "Either you're really drunk or someone's playing with your phone."
I would have tried others, but they're all my girl's friends or relatives, so unlike the one dude, that's not happening. Texting cousins for some ass ftl, but funny.
Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...
Originally Posted by bigdare23
excuse me muther fucker!!!! i see pussy everyday! i feed it every day and it purs when i pet it mofo..... (cats name is pussy) lol
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Lurking
Still working on it, actually.Originally Posted by redGT
My girl is getting the jealousy feelings. Damn it. The girl I sent the text to seems to still be down.![]()
--RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--
--Val for President 1979-2007--
--RIP Val, You will be missed--
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
That's hilarious. I sent mine to Erin's BFF too!Originally Posted by Mr. KiDD
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--RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--
--Val for President 1979-2007--
--RIP Val, You will be missed--
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
is it the impenatrable fortress?
if so shes just teasing![]()
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And it's not rape if you yell "surprise" first.Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
--RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--
--Val for President 1979-2007--
--RIP Val, You will be missed--
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
What the hell are you talking about? Nothing is impenetrable.Originally Posted by Mr. KiDD
"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me...."
--RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--
--Val for President 1979-2007--
--RIP Val, You will be missed--
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
my GF
"Excuse me? "
www.street-706.tkOriginally Posted by admin
I Got A
"Tap What?"
twistedgary (12:55:36 AM): "when you gonna let me tap that?"
jasmynestaton910 (12:56:20 AM): are u serious
twistedgary (12:56:36 AM): yea
jasmynestaton910 (12:57:06 AM): FUCK off ho, slow ass 240 having ho
lol
#1:Yup
Me: when?
havent gotten anything back yet...
#2: TIM!!! Inappropriate!
Me: Come on, u kno u wanna...
Her: Hah! I hate to break it to you but im NOT that easy.. and besides yhou should be satisfied with what you get...
#3: Lol what?
^^i sent that to callmetree
#4:Whenever you want, boo!
I sent it to a girl on AIM and she signed off. I think that means I'm blocked. Fail=me
^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle
5:50pmMichael
when you gonna let mer tap that
5:51pmJessica
mer?
5:51pmMichael
me*
5:53pmJessica
you wouldn't be so lucky
5:53pmMichael
why is that?
5:54pmJessica
what makes you think you could? i have standards.