Me: "Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"

Her: "This weekend baby, only if you're rougher this time though. Erin (my girlfriend) can join too I guess."

Me: "Whoa where did that come from?"

Her: "Haha I just thought you were finally not scared of a threesome."

Me: "Whoa wait...what?! Ooooo!"

Her: "Oh you were kidding...sorry lol."

Me: "You wouldn't do that!"

Her: "Correction...you wouldn't! Lol."

Me: "Lol whatever"

Her: "Haha see you this weekend "

She has to be joking. There is no way she is telling the truth......