ok 2nd response

her:haha ur funny
me:im not laughin
her:well you shud be

3rd response

her:very funny "barney"<<long story
me:why are you laughin??
her:ur joking
me:nope, no joke
her:yes a joke
me:just say yes
her:NO!!
me:BITCH!!!

4th

her:can you handle it??
me:hellyea i can handle dat ass
her:ummm no you cant babe im too Crazy 4 yu. i'll handle you sexi

YES!!!
*runs to gas station for condoms*