Text a random girl you know and ask..

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11-21-2008, 12:53 PM
Catnip

if you refer to maniac's latest post concerning being an asshole, this proves it...
http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewar...15465-49dg.jpg

the bitch is smiling after I knock her books out of her hand
11-21-2008, 12:54 PM
teh bri

good for her :D
be on around three..

*shane walks bri to next class*
11-21-2008, 12:58 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh bri.

good for her :D
be on around three..

*shane walks bri to next class*

BET SHANE DOESN'T GET ANY BECAUSE HE'S TOO NICE:D
11-21-2008, 12:58 PM
teh bri

haha no he doesnt get any..
neither do you..
or anybody ;)
11-21-2008, 01:00 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh bri.

haha no he doesnt get any..
neither do you..
or anybody ;)

238593475287349384932 miles will do that, nothing else :ninja:
11-21-2008, 01:37 PM
Sport1.3

"what? Danny this is mom. Did you accidently send that to me?"
11-21-2008, 01:38 PM
Nomad!

Response 1: "When I see you next week baby"
Response 2: "What?!?!?!? Never you punk ass beeotch!"
Response 3: "WHAT?"
Response 4: "HaHaHa"
Response 6: "U are so damn stupid...LMAO"
Response 7: "NOW"
Response 8: "What are you doing later? I'll be the one doing all the tapping"
Response 9: "U sent this to me by mistake :P"
Response 10: "Oh my! I was just thinking about that as I was getting out of the shower"
Response 11: "Umm not anytime soon??"

This was a very bad experiment :cry:
11-21-2008, 01:53 PM
blackboi50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sport1.3

"what? Danny this is mom. Did you accidently send that to me?"

ohhhhh:eek:.......VIOLATION!!!!
11-21-2008, 01:55 PM
alpine_aw11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sport1.3

"what? Danny this is mom. Did you accidently send that to me?"

You can't send it to someone you have already had sex with.
11-21-2008, 01:59 PM
Nomad!

Quote:

Originally Posted by alpine_aw11

You can't send it to someone you have already had sex with.

:lmfao:
11-21-2008, 02:02 PM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by alpine_aw11

You can't send it to someone you have already had sex with.

Damn, i missed that clause. BRB
11-21-2008, 02:05 PM
alpine_aw11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sport1.3

Damn, i missed that clause. BRB

damn UGA fans.......
11-21-2008, 02:10 PM
xlivingfor1x

i texted my girlfriend and got an unpredictable response

bo: "hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"
girlfriend: "what?"
bo: "no?"
girlfriend: "i didnt know it was for me"
bo: "who else would it be for?"
girlfriend: "chris?"

::lowers head in shame::
11-21-2008, 02:21 PM
Kasper

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlivingfor1x

i texted my girlfriend and got an unpredictable response

bo: "hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"
girlfriend: "what?"
bo: "no?"
girlfriend: "i didnt know it was for me"
bo: "who else would it be for?"
girlfriend: "chris?"

::lowers head in shame::

HAHAHAHA thats just to funny!! EPIC! randoms usual... girlfriend id just slam my head against a moveing truck!
11-21-2008, 02:33 PM
Sport1.3

3 texts and only one reply......they must be filling out the restraining order paperwork as we speak :cry:
11-21-2008, 02:35 PM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by alpine_aw11

damn UGA fans.......

Response #2 "where are your manners!!! Ladies First!!"

me: So what does that mean?

Her: " i know where you live"

me: SO thats a yes then?

i have no clue what that means.....but its not a "Never" :eek:
11-21-2008, 02:55 PM
alpine_aw11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sport1.3

Response #2 "where are your manners!!! Ladies First!!"

me: So what does that mean?

Her: " i know where you live"

me: SO thats a yes then?

i have no clue what that means.....but its not a "Never" :eek:

You might have a shot. But then again, if they don't directly say no then the man has full rights to take what he desires.
11-21-2008, 03:04 PM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by alpine_aw11

You might have a shot. But then again, if they don't directly say no then the man has full rights to take what he desires.

her: Only if i get to tap that first!!!! lol

me: define "tap that first"

her: defined as me dominating first!! ~snickers~ lol

Me: Dominate me with a snickers?
11-21-2008, 04:59 PM
LeX

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed

lol

funny i sent it to her too her response:

"Anytime lover. I love the brazilian cock."

yeah i get that a lot too :ninja:
11-21-2008, 05:04 PM
DUBSf22c

"uh.. never.. you're gross."

LOL :(
11-21-2008, 07:41 PM
slimm

"cum over now. i ready and waiting"
11-22-2008, 02:21 PM
willum14pb

this thread is full of win.
11-22-2008, 03:54 PM
Mr. Antonov

"Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"

"Fuck off"

lolol
11-22-2008, 06:23 PM
okra1981

Response, "Either you're really drunk or someone's playing with your phone."
I would have tried others, but they're all my girl's friends or relatives, so unlike the one dude, that's not happening. Texting cousins for some ass ftl, but funny.
11-22-2008, 06:40 PM
sakasaku

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdare23

People on IA is full of it. Majority of all haven't even seen a pussy besides on the internet.

excuse me muther fucker!!!! i see pussy everyday! i feed it every day and it purs when i pet it mofo..... (cats name is pussy) lol
:lmfao:
11-22-2008, 10:26 PM
redrumracer

another post
11-24-2008, 06:18 PM
BTLFED

Quote:

Originally Posted by redGT

FUCK THAT MAKE THAT SHIT HAPPEN

Still working on it, actually. :ninja:

My girl is getting the jealousy feelings. Damn it. The girl I sent the text to seems to still be down. :ninja:
11-24-2008, 06:25 PM
BTLFED

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. KiDD

Tiff an i were out eating Habachi when you sent her the message, apparently the only random girl i have in my phone was one of her friends. so she told me to send it to her. this is what ensued

me: When you gonna let me tap dat ass

her:Ummm you do know this is XXXX

me: Yes i know quit avoiding the question

her: well i guess if it was a threesome and Tiff was ok with it i might, are you guys asking about a threesome? but otherwise sorry shes my BFF i cant do that to her.

me: youre lame

That's hilarious. I sent mine to Erin's BFF too! :lmfao:
11-24-2008, 06:29 PM
Vteckidd

is it the impenatrable fortress?

if so shes just teasing ;)
11-24-2008, 06:30 PM
BTLFED

Quote:

Originally Posted by alpine_aw11

You might have a shot. But then again, if they don't directly say no then the man has full rights to take what he desires.

And it's not rape if you yell "surprise" first.
11-24-2008, 06:32 PM
BTLFED

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. KiDD

is it the impenatrable fortress?

if so shes just teasing ;)

What the hell are you talking about? Nothing is impenetrable. :ninja:

"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me...."
11-24-2008, 07:50 PM
Farrow2005

my GF

"Excuse me? "
11-24-2008, 08:22 PM
ep9716

I Got A
"Tap What?"
11-25-2008, 01:59 AM
jonathanjone

twistedgary (12:55:36 AM): "when you gonna let me tap that?"
jasmynestaton910 (12:56:20 AM): are u serious
twistedgary (12:56:36 AM): yea
jasmynestaton910 (12:57:06 AM): FUCK off ho, slow ass 240 having ho

lol
11-25-2008, 03:45 PM
tdurr

#1:Yup
Me: when?
havent gotten anything back yet...

#2: TIM!!! Inappropriate!
Me: Come on, u kno u wanna...
Her: Hah! I hate to break it to you but im NOT that easy.. and besides yhou should be satisfied with what you get...

#3: Lol what?
^^i sent that to callmetree

#4:Whenever you want, boo!
11-25-2008, 04:13 PM
On_Her_Face

"are you drunk"
11-25-2008, 04:34 PM
87 Turbo II

I sent it to a girl on AIM and she signed off. I think that means I'm blocked. Fail=me
11-25-2008, 04:43 PM
PURP

well apparently I'm more of an alcoholic than I thought....

I cheated tho... I sent it to my wife saying, "when you gonna let me tap that?"

she replies, "tap what? I don't have a keg"..
11-25-2008, 05:55 PM
FRYLOCK

5:50pmMichael
when you gonna let mer tap that

5:51pmJessica
mer?

5:51pmMichael
me*

5:53pmJessica
you wouldn't be so lucky

5:53pmMichael
why is that?

5:54pmJessica
what makes you think you could? i have standards.
11-26-2008, 12:07 AM
UpSideDownDesi

this thread is dead already?
3 sent waiting*

i don't know if i wanna sent it to someone i am trying to talk to.........ah fuck it...sent.

edit:
reply: "So i guess things aren't working out with Christina"
me: "it's w/e, and where ever it goes"
reply: "see you after 5 tomorrow?"

LOL LOL

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