ATTN CURRY! YOUR REIGN IS OVER! PURESNAP SHALL PREVAIL!
My children! The days of oppression by the dark one are nearing their final hour! I implore you: Raise your fists! We must strike with great ferocity and blinding speed! We will rise as a nameless, faceless army with unparalleled power (over 9000)! Our numbers shall make the ground tremble beneath his very feet! Our blistering speed and unfathomable strength will be revered across the world! We will not stand idle, no!
My Children, this is our finest hour! Grab your ammunition and your arms and rise up! We will be remembered by our children, and our childrens children after them! The revolution has begun! The fires shall not dwindle in these streets tonight, for the world will know what we have done! He tried to pit our forces against one another, but we will not allow it! The coalition is alive, and we will rise up and overcome! The curry one shall bleed tonight!
VIVA REVOLUTION!
VIVA PURESNAP ARMY!
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My fellow tuners and audiophiles alike, i come to you in this great time of need, turn to each other and see the longing for a new era in each others eyes. THIS IS THE TIME MY FRIENDS! TOO LONG HAVE WE LIVED UNDER THE TYRANNY OF THE BROWN ONE! FORCING HIS CURRY WAYS UPON US, MAKING POLLS THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE! ADDING HIS SPICY FLAVOR THROUGHOUT OUR LAND! DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN IA WAS CURRY FREE?! THE NO0B WERE KEPT IN CHECK, THE MODS WERE MERCIFUL AND JUST! BUT NOW! TAKE A LOOK AROUND! THE NO0BS INVADE US! FROM ALL FORUMS TO SUBFORUMS AS WELL! SEE THE SPAM BOTS MY FRIENDS! IDENTIFY THINE FOE! HIS FACE IS ONE OF DARK ANGER, HE SEEKS TO INSLAVE OUR GREAT NATION OF iA! UNDER HIS CURRY KRAUT RULE SHALL WE BE NEGATIVE REPPED, BANNED, AND EVEN SUBJECTED TO AWKWARD YOUSEF LOVING POLLS! NO MORE! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! I CALL FORWARD MY ARMY OF LEADERS AND FROM THE KINGDOMS OF THIS REGION! My friends the GOONS to the north, XlR8shen to the east, the EF SQUAD to the south, and my comrades the athens crew from the west! RISE UP MY ARMY! TAKE BACK YOUR LAND! RESIST THE EVIL ONE! DOWN WITH BROWN!
KNOW YOUR ENEMY AND BE TRUE TO THINE COUNTRY! REVOLUCION!
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Originally Posted by KustomBuildz
