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  1. 11-17-2008, 03:11 AM #1
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    Default Collins and a Hooker

    So just as it says... Collins that we all know... and some randow Hooker walking the street. I have no idea wtf he was thinking but as I witnessed, here it goes...

    Collins was hanging out the window of the car taking pictures of randow stuff here and there. When we come across a pretty lady(well from behind that is). I stop he takes a picture of her backside and all... Then asks as he zooms in, "Is she topless?" I respond... "Umm thats a negitive ghostrider, thats probably just a backless dress, and I'm pretty sure thats a Hooker" And sure enough it was... well Collins being the not so bright guy that he is... proceeds to get out and walk over to her and again takes a picture of her backside. She turns around and was surpized at what he was doing. At this point I dont know what the hell was going on... some yelling and balh blah blah happened real quick with objects being thrown around... well come to find out... Collins also had a boquet of flowers which he then starts to beat the women(hooker) with... and then something I dont think would have ever happened. She pulls out a gun... but not only just pulls it out... starts firing... soo yeah... what ever Collins thought was going to happen quick dissappeared. So yeah... we quickly booked the fuck out of there.... dropped that crazy mofo off at his car. Said "Never saw ya tonight," and he responed "CORRECT, and I never saw you tonight."



    So Collins my good buddy ol' pal you... WTF were you thinking?
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  2. 11-17-2008, 03:29 AM #2
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    lol wut?
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    Damn while I was reading this I thought the turn out was going to be Collins had sex with the hooker in your car while you watched, taking pictures, and jerking off. Then comes to find out from the night of fun he received a nasty cause of crabs. Wow, I'm very disappointed now...
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    i really thought she was gonna turn out to be a dude....lol
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  5. 11-17-2008, 07:41 AM #5
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    Yeah i was going with the dude theory.. but hey at least it didnt shoot anyone in the ass!!
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  6. 11-17-2008, 07:50 AM #6
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    bwhahahahahahahahahaha.

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    ummmm beating a hooke with flowers??? Getting shot at. Collins I need more details this is hilarious. I see not much drama has changes since Justine left
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    How the hell do you misspell random with a W more than once?
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  9. 11-17-2008, 02:12 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by teh bri.
    bwhahahahahahahahahaha.
    woman, what you laughin about? that could've been disasterous!

    ~note to self... dont mess with hookers~
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    i lol'd. i hope collins learned his lesson.
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    should of had vtec to get away with...
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    ahh but the real question i think is where are the pictures he was taking.... come on collins post em up...
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    i was hoping that it ended up being a guy also.

    but since it was a chick, PICS!
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    she really wasn't that cute, guys... It was just funny
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    pics or it didn't happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by ubers2k
    pics or it didn't happen
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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn
    i lol'd. i hope collins learned his lesson.
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    THE PRECIOUS!!!!

    Is this what she looked like? Bring a whole new meaning to the Whoreslounge
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    she really wasn't that cute, guys... It was just funny
    Did you put your key in her ignition?


    GROSS.



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    this is why you should never fuck with a random stranger

    just cause they a ho dont mean they wont shoot first ask questions later



    smart decision making there guy

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    Brings a whole new meaning to the whoreslounge lol
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    this be the funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    woman, what you laughin about? that could've been disasterous!

    ~note to self... dont mess with hookers~
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    pictures or it never happened!
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    props on a funny ass story if it's really true.

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    Wait so you beat a hooker with flowers.....

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    Collins...YOU WOULD!!!!

    So where did this take place?! ATL?
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    pics of hooker, or i call BS!
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