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    Default FUCK SAMMICH'S MAXIMA!

    THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY! THAT SHIT LOOKS SEXY ON THE GROUND NOW BUT FUCK THAT DAMN NISSAN MAXIMA SUMBISH CRUSTED WHEAT DRIVIN INTIAL D WATCHIN SITTIN ON MY COUCH ABOUT TO GET SOME KFC CAUSE WE FRIED CHICKEN EATIN MOTHER fKERS! F U K - D A T - M A X!

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    what the fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blacknightteg
    what the fuck.
    Mechanical problems. LOL.
    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    I think "we fried" might be old negro slang for "stoned".

    and I for one, am all for that.

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    FUCK YOUR MAXIMA ***** FUCK YOUR MAXIMA!


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    ^^^ LOL

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    FUK U ED! BTW SAMMICH AND I GOT J00 SOMETHING FOR J00R BIRFDAY!
    PM ME YOUR ADDY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY! THAT SHIT LOOKS SEXY ON THE GROUND NOW BUT FUCK THAT DAMN NISSAN MAXIMA SUMBISH CRUSTED WHEAT DRIVIN INTIAL D WATCHIN SITTIN ON MY COUCH ABOUT TO GET SOME KFC CAUSE WE FRIED CHICKEN EATIN MOTHER fKERS! F U K - D A T - M A X!
    A LIL BIRDIE AKA SAMWELL AKA SAMMICH AKA NEGRAY AKA NEGROID AKA FRIED CHICKEN AKA COTTON PICKIN SUMBISH AKA MAXIPAD DRIVER TOLD ME YOU'RE STEALIN MAH IDEA, DIS TRUE, SUMBISH?

    PEE ES, THAT ASHIN CHICK IN YER SIG IS UGLY AS MOTHERFUDGECAKES.
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    FAWK THIS THREAD!!! WHERE IS MY SPECIAL PRESENT!!!???

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    Hahah jk. pix or I dont believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    FUK U ED! BTW SAMMICH AND I GOT J00 SOMETHING FOR J00R BIRFDAY!
    PM ME YOUR ADDY!
    DONT DO IT, ITS A BUTT PLUG!!!

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    fuck maximas!


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    i am steelin j00r eye deuhs! she's cute in alot of other stuff, it was just time for a change...

    its not a butt plug... its a pimp gift!

    thank you echo

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    i am steelin j00r eye deuhs! she's cute in alot of other stuff, it was just time for a change...
    wha zee fook are you doing mang?
    '92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx

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    So my young padawa.... assuming you didnt call me back with some fucked shit you guys got yourself into... I take it you got it back together once you get the strut back in the tire on the ground... how much extra chicken weight did sammich have to eat in order for it to be enough to break the axle nut loose? because for an idiot to use thread lock on a axle nut you and sammich arent heavy enought to break that loose. i need a JM update...







    Quote Originally Posted by NissanTun3r
    fuck maximas!
    No fuck A33 drivers...
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    o hai i would personally like to say fuck a JM motherfucker got me a $500 speeding ticket as i decided to followo two other motherfuckers on my home stretch of interstate (no more than 10miles left til my exit) to get hit...he clocked all three of us...about 97 in the 70....it woulda been 6pnts and $455 or the $500 no points...so...i anyone wana send sammich some mula lol...or send JM some monies for me lolol

    PS maxipad is one sexy sumbish..indeed, ill have pics up before the week is out thats for sure



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Mech.
    No fuck A33 drivers...
    oh hai haytorz...i would personally like to say..on bee haf uv aye durty dee dwivuhz....FUCK J0000000000000000000000000000



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    oh hai haytorz...i would personally like to say..on bee haf uv aye durty dee dwivuhz....FUCK J0000000000000000000000000000
    i thought you guys were working on a A32... i was refering to just NissanTun3r seeing as he has a A33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    o hai i would personally like to say fuck a JM motherfucker got me a $500 speeding ticket as i decided to followo two other motherfuckers on my home stretch of interstate (no more than 10miles left til my exit) to get hit...he clocked all three of us...about 97 in the 70....it woulda been 6pnts and $455 or the $500 no points...so...i anyone wana send sammich some mula lol...or send JM some monies for me lolol

    PS maxipad is one sexy sumbish..indeed, ill have pics up before the week is out thats for sure
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    lmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Mech.
    i thought you guys were working on a A32... i was refering to just NissanTun3r seeing as he has a A33
    a33 aka aye durty dee i haz one...handles like a monster, i cant wait until i get new wheels and tires...that ticket will definitely set me back



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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