ATTN: Homemade Salsa Lovers

[DrivenMind]

I have a warning for you. Something I'm learning the hard way right now.

I bought some bad ass Habeneros, from Harrys, and was making salsa earlier today. But unfortunately after cutting up the peppers with my bear hands, and making the salsa, I mistakenly adjusted my parts without thinking about it. You know where this is going...

Now because I didn't take the proper precautions, my genitalia is burning like a mother fucker. This is an epic failure, and I will have to explain it to my family. Being stupid doesn't pay kids. Remember that.

Just thought I'd share.

[Friggintitsman]

Burning balls FTW

[DrivenMind]

Burning balls FTW

Yea... I'm thinking about fapping just to test my pain threshold.

Actually fuck that. This sucks. I'm getting a shower asap.

[Stormhammer]

gooood luck

for me it felt like fucking needles being stabbed into my cock

[Friggintitsman]

Yea... I'm thinking about fapping just to test my pain threshold.

Actually fuck that. This sucks. I'm getting a shower asap.

Put some vinegar on it.

[DrivenMind]

Put some vinegar on it.

I am.

Gonna weird explaining to people why I'm coming out of the bathroom with a bottle of vinegar though...

[Friggintitsman]

I am.

Gonna weird explaining to people why I'm coming out of the bathroom with a bottle of vinegar though...

People?? Where the hell are you?

Just tell them it's vodka.... maybe someone will drink it

[Sport1.3]

when i was 7 i was tricked into eating a whole habanero. I had to be hospitalized

[Friggintitsman]

when i was 7 i was tricked into eating a whole habanero. I had to be hospitalized

WTF for? Because it was hot? I guess if you are 7 and your body isn't ready for something like that I guess you could go to the hospital.

[DrivenMind]

eh I don't hot peppers can cause respiratory failure in some people. This batch of salsa I made was way stronger than I had anticipated, and had me sweating and shit.

[Sport1.3]

I am.

Gonna weird explaining to people why I'm coming out of the bathroom with a bottle of vinegar though...

stop living with your parents

[Sport1.3]

eh I don't hot peppers can cause respiratory failure in some people. This batch of salsa I made was way stronger than I had anticipated, and had me sweating and shit.

i ate it seeds and all. I swole up like i have been stung by bee's

[DrivenMind]

stop living with your parents

roommates?

[Sport1.3]

WTF for? Because it was hot? I guess if you are 7 and your body isn't ready for something like that I guess you could go to the hospital.

the juice and seeds can cause capsaicin burns internally, i also swole up pretty back. this wasnt a pepper found in a store it was home grown, and hand picked with gloves

[Mr McGrath]

Dip it in a glass of milk.

[Sport1.3]

roommates?

why would your roomates care?

[DrivenMind]

The vinegar took care of it.

[barfmachine]

I usually go to my backyard and pick peppers whenever im feeling like shitting boiling hot turds.

I eat them with hot sauce. Makes the combination that much worse.

[DrivenMind]

why would your roomates care?

They don't, I was just talking shit.

[DrivenMind]

I've never heard of capsicum burns before.

[Sport1.3]

I've never heard of capsicum burns before.

capsicum is the genus term for plants of the night shade family. Capsaicin is the active compound in chili peppers that produces the "hot" taste/sensation. In large doses (pure capsaicin mind you) can damage internal organs and even sometimes result in death. I was dealing with a red Savina Habanero to be exact. they are in the upper 350,000-550,000+ scoville range. 1/4 the strength of US law enforcement issued pepper spray

[Sport1.3]

not hot enough to kill mind you, just burn very very badly

as a result i dont really enjoy hot salsa's

[DrivenMind]

Yea I realize it's the ingredient that makes them spicy, but damn I didn't realize it could actually burn you.


I was under the impression that the burning sensation was a strictly mammalian response to the capsicum.

[Sport1.3]

Yea I realize it's the ingredient that makes them spicy, but damn I didn't realize it could actually burn you.


I was under the impression that the burning sensation was a strictly mammalian response to the capsaicin.

fixed

and no normal Pepper will kill u....but pure Capsaicin can be in the 16 million + scoville range. thats 8 times stronger than pepper spray. even more so than the hottest pepper in the world. Even at those 1-2 million scoville ranges you are in for some severe pain, and possible damage. Even too large a dose of pepper spray can kill a person

[t3ggr]

Never touched my genitals whil making food, but have rubbed my eye..

Same terrible burning, I'm sure.

[Nittanys1]

lol, sorry to laugh but its kinda funny, i did that in the wild wings kitchen when I was making the braveheart marinade. I was wearing gloves but there were so many habineros that i was dealing with (2.5 pounds) it soaked through...i rubber my eye and damn that burnt like hell!!!

[Sport1.3]

Never touched my genitals whil making food, but have rubbed my eye..

Same terrible burning, I'm sure.

what about other ppl's genitals


*hides from brazilian*

[DrivenMind]

Never touched my genitals whil making food, but have rubbed my eye..

Same terrible burning, I'm sure.

It was after I had made the food. I'm not sure if I adjusted, or if I just went to the rest room, and washed up after as is normal, but I forgot I had fresh habenero on my hands, and should have washed before I made it rain like R.Kelly.