Originally Posted by
DrivenMind
They're not even full paragraphs.
I guess I'll provide cliff notes for all the ADD fuckers in here, who wouldn't want to read anything longer than 200 words.
Conservatives are all white men, who love jesus, and think the earth is 6000 years old. They all think people used to ride dinosaurs, and that all military service designates heroism. They believe that whites are the superior race, and hate anyone of color. They get lulz from liberal guilt, and send considerable portions of thier welfare checks to cover their KKK memberships.
They think the big 3 make epic cars, and that all cars made by the big 3 should come with stars and stripes plastered all over the exterior to let everyone know what a true patriot drives.
They also hate sex, despite being closet homosexuals. They deal with a lot of "going to hell" guilt, and think that society should revert to how it was a generation ago. Unfortunately the conservatives from that generation wanted it the way it was, a generation before that. Effectively they want to own land, party naked, and engage in uninhibited prejudice and bigotry.
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