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    Default ATTN: Brett

    Perfect Plan:

    I think we can get you in an old farts...errrr... folks home... You just need to like run from killer bees or something that doesn't really exist and plead insanity... I'm pretty sure your age meets the requirements!!!

    Then when we get you in - you can score all that sweet Va-J-J with all the old ladies dying (literally) to knock the dust off their pu$$ay!!! It's a perfectly brilliant plan! Dont ya think?
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    in for the ban



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Colostomy bag FTW
    I thrive on caffineand HATE


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    in for the ban
    hey... fuk u.
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    hey... fuk u.
    PM'd phone number



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    PM'd phone number
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    Perfect Plan:

    I think we can get you in an old farts...errrr... folks home... You just need to like run from killer bees or something that doesn't really exist and plead insanity... I'm pretty sure your age meets the requirements!!!

    Then when we get you in - you can score all that sweet Va-J-J with all the old ladies dying (literally) to knock the dust off their pu$$ay!!! It's a perfectly brilliant plan! Dont ya think?

    ........... killer bees do exist...............................





    and wow... just wow at this plan................. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    ........... killer bees do exist...............................





    and wow... just wow at this plan................. lol

    No No.. I mean exist like around him.. Like he needs to go in with drool and stuff down his face swatting at bees...

    DP can give him tips on how to drool..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    Perfect Plan:

    I think we can get you in an old farts...errrr... folks home... You just need to like run from killer bees or something that doesn't really exist and plead insanity... I'm pretty sure your age meets the requirements!!!

    Then when we get you in - you can score all that sweet Va-J-J with all the old ladies dying (literally) to knock the dust off their pu$$ay!!! It's a perfectly brilliant plan! Dont ya think?
    Ummm I dont like OLD PUSSY!! MUST BE BETWEEN THE AGES IF 18 (Well thats in question since I like Loli's...lol) and the age of Leisa 41!!! NOTHING ELSE WOMAN!!! YOUNGER THE BETTER IS WHAT I SAY, YOUNGER THE GIRL THE SWEETER THE JUICE
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    ITS THE DARKER THE BERRY THE SWEETER THE JUICE



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    ITS THE DARKER THE BERRY THE SWEETER THE JUICE
    depends on the berry. lol
    Back to being stock and slow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    (Well thats in question since I like Loli's...lol)
    but do they like you back is the question ?

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    Oh and sammich you do know her name is carano.. i pretty sure its just one r

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    ITS THE DARKER THE BERRY THE SWEETER THE JUICE
    IN WHITE PEOPLES WORLD ITS YOUNGER!!! THATS HOW US WHITE FOLK DO SON!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by dubs04sti
    but do they like you back is the question ?
    No.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    PM'd phone number


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    No.


    lol... i expected a "F yeah they do son! i drop top/ride by slow/and tell em i'm old enough to buy them beer!!!! they f'in love me!!!"

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    lol lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    lol... i expected a "F yeah they do son! i drop top/ride by slow/and tell em i'm old enough to buy them beer!!!! they f'in love me!!!"
    Yeah thats what happens!! LOL
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    lirl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motivation
    depends on the berry. lol
    HALLE'S BERRY

    Quote Originally Posted by dubs04sti
    Oh and sammich you do know her name is carano.. i pretty sure its just one r
    IVE BEEN PM'D INFO ABOUT HER NAME...EVERY TIME IT HAS TWO Rs

    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    IN WHITE PEOPLES WORLD ITS FAMILY!!! THATS HOW US WHITE FOLK DO SON!! LOL
    QFT



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    ITS THE DARKER THE BERRY THE SWEETER THE JUICE
    Rotten berries are very dark, don't mean they sweet!
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    LOL @ the plan, this is fabulous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    Rotten berries are very dark, don't mean they sweet!
    motherfucker, your wife is rotten



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    HALLE'S BERRY
    I would drink her juice anythime!
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    Perfect Plan:

    I think we can get you in an old farts...errrr... folks home... You just need to like run from killer bees or something that doesn't really exist and plead insanity... I'm pretty sure your age meets the requirements!!!

    Then when we get you in - you can score all that sweet Va-J-J with all the old ladies dying (literally) to knock the dust off their pu$$ay!!! It's a perfectly brilliant plan! Dont ya think?


    I can see it now! Brett walkin' through the old folks home like he da man. Walks up to some 90 year-old woman. "He babe, you know you can get it on better with me. I only have to take 2 viagra to get it up!"

    ~Brett Winks and snaps fingers~

    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    I would drink her juice anythime!
    i have and i must say...quite tasty..better than red kool aid



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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131


    I can see it now! Brett walkin' through the old folks home like he da man. Walks up to some 90 year-old woman. "He babe, you know you can get it on better with me. I only have to take 2 viagra to get it up!"

    ~Brett Winks and snaps fingers~

    hell naw















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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    i have and i must say...quite tasty..better than red kool aid
    Quote For BS
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    Quote For BS
    dont be hatin



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    LOL @ this thread.. srsly..
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    LOL @ this thread.. srsly..
    Come over and I will prove it aint like that!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Come over and I will prove it aint like that!! lol
    I am suprised your eyes are not dry today. I have never seen anyone not blink for 3 hours! He could not blink because he was staring at Tiff's ass all night.

    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    call out lol



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    awww come on Brett if ya get in the right one ya might just get an old school playboy model! that way you could say you banged a bunny! it'll be fun!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    I am suprised your eyes are not dry today. I have never seen anyone not blink for 3 hours! He could not blink because he was staring at Tiff's ass all night.

    Damn why you gotta put me on blast like that!!! And can you blame me?

    p.s. I saw you looking a few times myself!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Damn why you gotta put me on blast like that!!! And can you blame me?

    p.s. I saw you looking a few times myself!! LOL
    Don't get me wrong, I am not blaming you....just thought it was funny!


    p.s. Yeah, I looked a few times. I ain't afraid to say it!
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    I am only human!!
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    Rich!!! LOL! That's too funnay!

    Brett - I've lost so much weight there wasn't much to look at.. hehe!
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    ^^ whats up with your sig? mr kidds fiance? you trying to make me jealous?

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