I NEED A CARFAX!@!!

[Psycho]

Someone wants a handout, oh noes.
So you want me to redistribute my hard earned Carfax wealth while you sit on your lazy ass?

I don't think so.

Oh god no, the communism is already starting to spread! Every body run to the gun stores and start buying assault rifles!!!!

Fuck your feelings. Fuck them with the strength would make Superman feel inadequate in bed with Wonder Woman. Fuck them with a power that make a nuclear bomb say, Goddamn now that's some powerful motherfucking shit." Fuck your feelings as if you were standing behind Johnny Depp and stroking his hair and sayi...........errrr, um.....my bad. Fuck your feelings like you were imagining your first time fucking a bitch was with a virgin Pamela Anderson. Fuck your feelings so hard that the next time you saw them, you'd still see your dick just fucking the shit out of them. Fuck your goddamn feelings. Later, QD.

I think we just found out what to get QD for Christmas this year--v