yeah, i came home last night to my little bundle of joy

Destroying a nerf Football into about 1002302930 pieces
Eating my USB cord an chewing it in half that charges my Digital Camera
Peeing in front of my roomates door
chewing my brand new pair of GLOBE shoes that cost $80

ANd when i left she was locked in her kennel, so she somehow opened it herself.

needless to say she got an ass beating