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  1. 11-10-2008, 01:11 PM #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenMind
    Look here girlie's. Any real man knows that the big win comes from what you can do with your mouth, and hands. Being able to do something with your dick is a plus, but unless a mans dick has hinges in it, it can't do little circles around ye old g spot.
    I agree for the most part...

    I just think some men need to take human anatomy and learn all the "good" and "bad" spots of a woman's body...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    I agree for the most part...

    I just think some men need to take human anatomy and learn all the "good" and "bad" spots of a woman's body...
    tiff..i'm awaiting your PM to give me some more pointers...



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    I rest my case about men pleasing women.



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    Sheeeiiiittt, you cant put me in that category. I'll make my girl squirt all over the place multiple times before I get mine. I've said it before, as long as she gets hers, Im happy. Of course I want to get mine, but if she doesnt get hers, I might as well be beating off...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    Sheeeiiiittt, you cant put me in that category. I'll make my girl squirt all over the place multiple times before I get mine. I've said it before, as long as she gets hers, Im happy. Of course I want to get mine, but if she doesnt get hers, I might as well be beating off...
    Good for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    Sheeeiiiittt, you cant put me in that category. I'll make my girl squirt all over the place multiple times before I get mine. I've said it before, as long as she gets hers, Im happy. Of course I want to get mine, but if she doesnt get hers, I might as well be beating off...
    i kinda agree..but after times of getting her off and me being punked...i always made sure i got mine



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  6. 11-10-2008, 04:53 PM #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    i kinda agree..but after times of getting her off and me being punked...i always made sure i got mine
    No means NO!! Not No means MO!! Get it right, son!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    No means NO!! Not No means MO!! Get it right, son!
    eff that



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    i kinda agree..but after times of getting her off and me being punked...i always made sure i got mine
    I feel ya on that, but I can count on one hand how many times that has happened & I lost my virginity 10 years ago, so I'd say thats a pretty good record
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    I feel ya on that, but I can count on one hand how many times that has happened & I lost my virginity 10 years ago, so I'd say thats a pretty good record
    WHILE I TOTALLY AGREE...I STILL SAY..FUCK THAT..IM GETTIN ME



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  10. 11-10-2008, 05:00 PM #130
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    WHILE I TOTALLY AGREE...I STILL SAY..FUCK THAT..IM GETTIN ME
    lol, no doubt. 1 time is too many
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    indeedy



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    Quote Originally Posted by hotshot
    does placing my meat mallet in her dookie chute sound better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.

    If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall...
    Trust me I'm all bidness in bedroom.
    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
    Trust me I'm all bidness in bedroom.
    x2. Although us men all love ejaculating, it wouldn't be nearly as good if the lady friend wasn't enjoying it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenMind
    it's not polite to stereotype seriously. But pretending to be sexist is fun on the interwebs.

    Trooest story eva told
    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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    List of reasons I know I'm great in bed.

    -Growing up after plowing a chick I would always be banging her friends afterward and not because I pursued them.
    -I was trained by lesbians
    -I'm and Aries

    Unfortunately for you ladies I'm taken.
    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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  17. 11-10-2008, 07:48 PM #137
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    hahahah now this thread has taken a turn for bein freakin halarious.....the classic battle of the sexes
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    I'm a scorpio. I win.


    Scorpio woman > Aries man.
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    response from 03RCode: Hell, it turns me on. I have a steel hard erection as speak

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    hahahah now this thread has taken a turn for bein freakin halarious.....the classic battle of the sexes
    *pulls out balls* FTW
    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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  20. 11-10-2008, 08:47 PM #140
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
    *pulls out balls* FTW
    awww how cute! i can hang those little guys from my rear view mirror!! that way they can seem bigger than they appear
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  21. 11-10-2008, 10:21 PM #141
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    True Story.

    I too was trained by a lesbian. It's been said by some of teh hottest bishes ever to walk the earth that if a man can still be a man but make love like a woman, he posses all that is needed to score teh epic win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenMind
    True Story.

    I too was trained by a lesbian. It's been said by some of teh hottest bishes ever to walk the earth that if a man can still be a man but make love like a woman, he posses all that is needed to score teh epic win.
    hmmmmmmmm.....

    Might have to talk to my lesbian friend tomorrow. She's one of those rare attractive ones.
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    I'll post a pic of her ass...
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    OMFG IVE NEVER SEEN A GIRLS ASS BEFORE

    srsly
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    come on. Everyone loves latin ass.
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    Half phillipino/white is my favorite. Or at least it's been working out for me.
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    That does sound good, but I don't do Pacific Islanders anymore. Met to many crazy Asian women.
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    Her mom is bat shit crazy, but not mean crazy. Just drunk and crazy. Mine is cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn
    I'm a scorpio. I win.


    Scorpio woman > Aries man.
    SOOOOO not true...

    Aries man= everythign else fail
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    awww how cute! i can hang those little guys from my rear view mirror!! that way they can seem bigger than they appear
    Kali, You crack me up!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    awww how cute! i can hang those little guys from my rear view mirror!! that way they can seem bigger than they appear


    If by rear view mirror you mean you're upper lip then I'm sure they will seem bigger than they appear.
    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    SOOOOO not true...

    Aries man= everythign else fail

    *high five*
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    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    awww how cute! i can hang those little guys from my rear view mirror!! that way they can seem bigger than they appear
    those would be your side mirrors, genius.

    valiant attempt at humor, but alas -- you fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    those would be your side mirrors, genius.

    valiant attempt at humor, but alas -- you fail.
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