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[TheGodfather]

Matt, you've come a long way since back in the days where you used to settle for change. Just like your slutbag of a mother used to back when I was desperate for some pussy. Only difference was that she actually showed me a good time.

My mother has been dead for 4 years, so I'm unsure how good of a time a dead woman can show you. But hey, if necrophilia is your thing, bravo to you sir.

You would be a laughing stock on a real forum. This callout is so pathetic, it makes me wanna rip my eye balls out. You wanna see ownage?

This wasn't a callout, this was merely stating that you are pathetic, used up like a hookers vagina. Hot dog down a hallway doesn't only mean a bitches vaginal cavity during coitus, but your attempts at making legitamite flames.

Not only can I clean tables like a champ but I can drill your mothers' over-sized cunt like no other.

See first statement I made. Necrophilia much?

Seriously though, how am I supposed to work with that? Your mother is more intelligible with my big veiny dick in her mouth, Son. I call you 'Son' because you remind me fondly of the peanut-headed shit snakes that I give birth to in the toilet each morning before I got to my table cleaning job. Wait a minute, I take that back, because that would be wholly unfair to those poor little piles of poop. Poop obviously has such a better chance of success in life than you. The shit's also better looking, too.

What do shit and son have to do with each other? If anything I should call you boy. You look like a little boy and whine like one. Hmm, whining, should maybe call you Alexstein, since your jewskills are up there with the best of them. Whining to come back to this forum until your mouth must be tired. Not only from the whining, but if you suck one cock to get back each time, that is like 9 or 10 now in the past few months, maybe more. Take it easy.

Clean up your act.

You're making me look like a college graduate right now.

I'm in college actually, a shame you can't attend due to status as illegal alien. I'm showing you up as the illegal bording jumping midless naive you really are.

My flames are gold. You're jealous because you're getting outsmarted by a mexican.

Damn. That's pwnage in itself.

You are claiming you are pwning me, I'm not claiming I am pwning anyone. I'm letting my words do the talking for me, and my words aren't strocking my ego.

Matt, you're a negative boring pleb who's life is shit and you take it out on anonymous people on the internet as you're too much of a cowardly fucking loser to do anything about it in your reality.

Hydroshutter proved that. Twas epic...

Oh word? What happened, tough guy that outnumbered me by 5 got in my face about an e-fight, then I asked him to take action towards a place I felt more safe. So if anything no ownage took place, merely two men acting like children. Hey I can admit when I act childish, but maybe one day you will admit that you like children. There is the fine line. You don't do shit in person but hide at meets for fear someone will know you who you have pissed off online, and you aren't in for an asskicking are you ese?

You're still an alright dude though. I wouldn't hangout with you since you have no wit in real life and would probably leave meets with your feelings hurt. Seriously, I mean, none. NO WIT AT ALL! You're too close minded to be funny. You try way too hard. It's noticeable.

But, let us contine...

I wouldn't hang out with you either. Something about hearing police sirens and having to run always fearing "la migra" bothers me alot. Plus I don't drink your nasty Mexican piss beer or smoke your nasty grass. I have plenty of wit and more intelligence in my ear than you have in your head. It's just a fact.

Actually I was too busy getting high and having sex at the time.

You on the other hand were one of those kids that I probably bullied to a point where they thought about shooting down the place. You look like a loser. And if my guess is right, you probably were.

I take that back. You were. Now, back to your corner.

Nah, I've never been bullied. I was always the kid who got along with most in school actually. Not like you who people yelled the only Spanish curse words they knew at you because hey, the funny looking guy with the mustache in 6th grade is very tan. And getting high and having sex? Oh right you do have two hands, take it easy on rosey there.

Your dick sucking is irrelevant to me. Stop repeating the same old shit and come up with something creative for once. If you need help, look up some rhymes from a Dr. Seuss book. I admit, we're both looking like a couple of retards.

Unlike you, I have retard strength. You're looking like Steven hawking on meth! Jump off that wheel chair and try harder!

Steven Hawking is actually more intelligent than this whole forum combined, I think you have confused the words retarded and autistic, but again, you are a moron and just keep proving it. Dr. Seuss would be the first book you've ever read, and for your level of education I'd say it's a good start.

You can't even get a girl that comes close to resembling her. And she's ugly to me. To you, she's like a goddess.

So, who are you trying to fool?

I'm not fooling anyone since she is the one you talk to way too much for someone you met on an online forum, heard she was a girl, commenced leg humping, then tried to convince her how amazing you were.

I've had Girl Scouts put up a better fight to get me to buy a box of cookies.

Matt, your flames are about as funny as the sign on your back that reads "please don't stare at the customer on the other end." I mean really, do you like jumping up and down in all your gayness just to impress the boys? There isn't a human being on earth who will ever give you a win over me. The best flame that ever came out of your mouth was when Simon lit one of his farts, not realizing you were "working down there."

Fighting girl scouts is about right for you, kudos for sticking to fighting those with your IQ. And the obsessiveness with homosexuality leads me to believe you have something to say Alex. Time to come out of the closet pretty boy? Gonna tell about when Uncle Jose came in late at night and made you cry by touching you "down there." It's ok to cry Alex.

I'm better than you.
My dogs are better than you.
My car's nicer than yours.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm better lookin' than you.

The list goes on and one. Maniac > TheGodfather...

Even if I was blazed out of my freaking skull, I'd still be able out score you in any test. Only test you'd ever beat me in would be, failing, because well, I rarly ever do. I mean, I think you have a better shot at getting your dad pregnant than over-coming me.

What's next for you, Matt? Gonna try and set a new record by making 9 cocks cum at the same time?

... I was aiming for ownage but this is more like an E-assassination.

You often think too higlhly of yourself, and trying to make excuses for you being high, it doesn't cut it. You probably scored under 1000 on your SAT, that is if your illegal ass took it. And if you did, it was the hardest time of your life. And I know you have the cock sucking record set at 8, but I'm gonna let you top yourself on that one. Your boyfriend might not like you suggesting anyone else is a superior cocksucker.

This is getting older than your grandmother Maria. I should dig that old bag up and post her picture to prove how old this is getting. You suck like she did to get your guys across this border, that's all there is to it.