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[Maniacc]

Matt, you've come a long way since back in the days where you used to settle for change. Just like your slutbag of a mother used to back when I was desperate for some pussy. Only difference was that she actually showed me a good time.

You would be a laughing stock on a real forum. This callout is so pathetic, it makes me wanna rip my eye balls out. You wanna see ownage?

I enjoy this thoroughly, because it is like a freestyle rap you are trying to pull. I think you should stick to your busboy job because cleaning tables is something you are much better at.

Not only can I clean tables like a champ but I can drill your mothers' over-sized cunt like no other.

Seriously though, how am I supposed to work with that? Your mother is more intelligible with my big veiny dick in her mouth, Son. I call you 'Son' because you remind me fondly of the peanut-headed shit snakes that I give birth to in the toilet each morning before I got to my table cleaning job. Wait a minute, I take that back, because that would be wholly unfair to those poor little piles of poop. Poop obviously has such a better chance of success in life than you. The shit's also better looking, too.



Clean up your act.

You're making me look like a college graduate right now.

You think everything you say is like gold out of the mouth of a king, when really it's like draining a porta potty. Nothing but shit is coming out. I wonder why you post when it is clear you don't think before you do.

My flames are gold. You're jealous because you're getting outsmarted by a mexican.

Damn. That's pwnage in itself.


Matt, you're a negative boring pleb who's life is shit and you take it out on anonymous people on the internet as you're too much of a cowardly fucking loser to do anything about it in your reality.

Hydroshutter proved that. Twas epic...

You're still an alright dude though. I wouldn't hangout with you since you have no wit in real life and would probably leave meets with your feelings hurt. Seriously, I mean, none. NO WIT AT ALL! You're too close minded to be funny. You try way too hard. It's noticeable.

But, let us contine...

I'd reccomend you quitting while you are ahead, even though you aren't ahead, I'll go with it so you feel special. I know you had to be told that by your teachers all your life, but you are one special motherfucker.

Actually I was too busy getting high and having sex at the time.

You on the other hand were one of those kids that I probably bullied to a point where they thought about shooting down the place. You look like a loser. And if my guess is right, you probably were.

I take that back. You were. Now, back to your corner.

You mention my car, when I've never claimed it having elite status among cars on this forum, but I can never say it has been impounded while picking up a hooker. So I'll give myself the win on that one.

Your dick sucking is irrelevant to me. Stop repeating the same old shit and come up with something creative for once. If you need help, look up some rhymes from a Dr. Seuss book. I admit, we're both looking like a couple of retards.

Unlike you, I have retard strength. You're looking like Steven hawking on meth! Jump off that wheel chair and try harder!

You bring up Autumn, but you talk to her more on the phone than I talk to anyone ever. Crying to her about your pitiful life and many bannings on this forum. I figure if you'd kiss mod ass as much as you kiss hers, you'd get somewhere. But you are kissing the wrong nasty skinny boy looking not tit having ass. I know you guys are buddies, and it works, the 2 most banned members together, hey it's cute. Maybe she can take your virginity someday soon?

You can't even get a girl that comes close to resembling her. And she's ugly to me. To you, she's like a goddess.

So, who are you trying to fool?

I'm like the cigs you smoke Alex, I'm addiciting to you. You feel a constant urge to try and smoke me and inhale me like the carcinogens you smoke, but you can't smoke me. I'm on a different level of intelligence and wit, and have never claimed an e-thug title or asked for it.

I'll leave your e-thug=penis size bullshit to you, since you gotta overcome for something, talking big online makes you huge.

I've had Girl Scouts put up a better fight to get me to buy a box of cookies.

Matt, your flames are about as funny as the sign on your back that reads "please don't stare at the customer on the other end." I mean really, do you like jumping up and down in all your gayness just to impress the boys? There isn't a human being on earth who will ever give you a win over me. The best flame that ever came out of your mouth was when Simon lit one of his farts, not realizing you were "working down there."

I'm better than you.
My dogs are better than you.
My car's nicer than yours.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm better lookin' than you.

The list goes on and one. Maniac > TheGodfather...

Even if I was blazed out of my freaking skull, I'd still be able out score you in any test. Only test you'd ever beat me in would be, failing, because well, I rarly ever do. I mean, I think you have a better shot at getting your dad pregnant than over-coming me.

What's next for you, Matt? Gonna try and set a new record by making 9 cocks cum at the same time?

... I was aiming for ownage but this is more like an E-assassination.