Quote Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
Dude, I thought you wanted a flame war not a wheel chair race. If that's what you really want then I should just forfeit right now since you'd own me in that department.

Matt, you're like a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of me. Looks sorta like the original, but all outta focus. You hate me cause you ain't me. You'll get pwnt just like every other time you attempted to talk shit on this forum. Your asshole must have more stitches in it than a catchers mitt by now. Instead of adding to my burns just come up with some creative ones to go along with it.

You think your skills are good enough for people to accept you as IA's new E-thug king? You can try, but the only thing you are is IA's official sausage wallet. I think even Autumn is better at this than you are. Now that's sad.


At first I thought this would be fun. But it seems that you're letting your personal life get in the way of your thinking(or lack there of). You can't seem to get your mind off of the fact that I'm better lookin' than you are and that your promotion to delivery boy didn't come through. Maybe it's because of that junk that you call your car? Maybe. No need to cry about it though nor should you let it get in the way of your so called 'wittyness.' Maybe if you didn't walk around all day like you have a fist up your ass you wouldn't have a problem having a nice ride or having the pleasure of scoring fine ass. And maybe making a few IA'ers laugh.

Save yourself the humiliation, dude. You can't top me!
I enjoy this thoroughly, because it is like a freestyle rap you are trying to pull. I think you should stick to your busboy job because cleaning tables is something you are much better at.

You think everything you say is like gold out of the mouth of a king, when really it's like draining a porta potty. Nothing but shit is coming out. I wonder why you post when it is clear you don't think before you do.

I'd reccomend you quitting while you are ahead, even though you aren't ahead, I'll go with it so you feel special. I know you had to be told that by your teachers all your life, but you are one special motherfucker.

You mention my car, when I've never claimed it having elite status among cars on this forum, but I can never say it has been impounded while picking up a hooker. So I'll give myself the win on that one.

You bring up Autumn, but you talk to her more on the phone than I talk to anyone ever. Crying to her about your pitiful life and many bannings on this forum. I figure if you'd kiss mod ass as much as you kiss hers, you'd get somewhere. But you are kissing the wrong nasty skinny boy looking not tit having ass. I know you guys are buddies, and it works, the 2 most banned members together, hey it's cute. Maybe she can take your virginity someday soon?

I'm like the cigs you smoke Alex, I'm addiciting to you. You feel a constant urge to try and smoke me and inhale me like the carcinogens you smoke, but you can't smoke me. I'm on a different level of intelligence and wit, and have never claimed an e-thug title or asked for it.

I'll leave your e-thug=penis size bullshit to you, since you gotta overcome for something, talking big online makes you huge.