friggintitsman actually is a good choice. he's pretty funny and he's an e-douchebag.
friggintitsman actually is a good choice. he's pretty funny and he's an e-douchebag.
I've had a small flame war with him over on another board and he's actually a lot better than people here on IA.Originally Posted by Ed
Haha, he's gotten me before.
The thing is, we don't need a new 'king,' we just need some E-thugs. Period. QD can keep his crown.
This guy is right, Mike.Originally Posted by TheGodfather
Godfather's jokes are always flawless and on point. This guy, right here, is the next champ. I mean, why do you think people respect him so much?![]()
Hahaha, no matter who you guys pick.Originally Posted by quickdodge®
I will continue to bash retards as long as I'm bored and near a computer.
Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
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Ok I didn't say I was the e-thug you enjoy being so much. I merely pointed out a fact, that your shit is weak. Honestly we have had flame wars before, and your shit was tired and repetative, and not factual at all.
I don't get how a self proclaimed e-thug such as yourself wants to consider me a joke when I never claimed some "important" e-thug title.
And I honestly am supposed to care about the people that respect me on this forum?![]()
Now that is laughable. I made a thread a while back to find that most people like me around these parts, and those who don;t I coulnd't give two shits. My curiosity sparked the thread, but knowing that anyone here I've had an important level headed conversation and or met like and respects me is what matters.
Nice try.
Maybe if your jokes weren't so overused, unfunny, and the "oh I'm bored" excuse for having more names on here than Prince has had in real life, you could have the title you desire to have.
But nope.
You are under the mistaken apprehension that I am flaming you, trust me on this, I'm not. I'm just stating what is glaringly obvious to any sentient being. You've tried to compete with me when it comes to dishin' flames but I've always come out on top.Originally Posted by TheGodfather
You know this just as well as I do. I called you out on your overly used bleach jokes and other 'insults' that weren't up to the task.
I never went around claiming to be the champ. I don't care about that title. I just use this for my own amusement and don't really care what other people think about me or my flames. The essence of a flame war if you didn't know, is that in the end, everyone is laughing at you, a weak clown with his toupee ripped off, sucking on his cum-filled squirting flower. What I'll throw in your face is a Happy Meal of tube steak with two balls for toys and a drink of man nectar.
Godfather, in all seriousness, you are fucking terrible. You cant crypt one single punchline together at all. You rabble worse than my grandmother on speed.
Only difference is, well, at least she had something of revelence to say.
When you want to try out your 'flaming' skills on me, call me out. But if it's going to be a kimbo vs. Seth type of battle then don't even waste my time. I have bigger fish to hook. Atm, you're acting worse than this one bitch I fucked and never called back. Stop trying so hard and just face the fact that your shits weak son.
No you did start a flame war with me, going back and forth. The only flaming part of it was you proving you are the flaming homo your gelled hair guidoesque picture shows you are. I don't know how you can say you come on top, when clearly you never did. Really no argument on that one. After your jokes got tired, you'd say I'm done.Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
The bleach things were used occasionally, and most of the time joking even if repeated. I enjoyed them, seemed appropriate at times.
Ah, your clown joke. Umm, funny? Last I checked, which is right now as I'm touching my head, I don't wear a toupee. Looks like you got the wrong one. If we are talking about general cum sucking, we'd have to start with you and how you aren't still permabanned here. You must've sucked like your prostitute mother to stay around after more aliases than I can count.
I enjoy how you saying I'm terrible is supposed to be the end all. I can cleary see my diction and rhetoric sets you back to the 3rd grade education you haven't advanced past.
The only thing weak around these parts are your arguments for why you come back crawling to this forum on your hands and knees like your speed driven grandmother does to me when I take away the drugs.
Funny you say the bitch you fucked and never called back? Kinda hard to call back the person you pick up on the side of the road and pay for sex. Doesn't usually involve exchange of phone numbers, so sounds like you couldn't have called back.
Dude, I thought you wanted a flame war not a wheel chair race. If that's what you really want then I should just forfeit right now since you'd own me in that department.Originally Posted by TheGodfather
Matt, you're like a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of me. Looks sorta like the original, but all outta focus. You hate me cause you ain't me. You'll get pwnt just like every other time you attempted to talk shit on this forum. Your asshole must have more stitches in it than a catchers mitt by now. Instead of adding to my burns just come up with some creative ones to go along with it.
You think your skills are good enough for people to accept you as IA's new E-thug king? You can try, but the only thing you are is IA's official sausage wallet. I think even Autumn is better at this than you are. Now that's sad.
At first I thought this would be fun. But it seems that you're letting your personal life get in the way of your thinking(or lack there of). You can't seem to get your mind off of the fact that I'm better lookin' than you are and that your promotion to delivery boy didn't come through. Maybe it's because of that junk that you call your car? Maybe. No need to cry about it though nor should you let it get in the way of your so called 'wittyness.' Maybe if you didn't walk around all day like you have a fist up your ass you wouldn't have a problem having a nice ride or having the pleasure of scoring fine ass. And maybe making a few IA'ers laugh.
Save yourself the humiliation, dude. You can't top me!
I enjoy this thoroughly, because it is like a freestyle rap you are trying to pull. I think you should stick to your busboy job because cleaning tables is something you are much better at.Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
You think everything you say is like gold out of the mouth of a king, when really it's like draining a porta potty. Nothing but shit is coming out. I wonder why you post when it is clear you don't think before you do.
I'd reccomend you quitting while you are ahead, even though you aren't ahead, I'll go with it so you feel special. I know you had to be told that by your teachers all your life, but you are one special motherfucker.
You mention my car, when I've never claimed it having elite status among cars on this forum, but I can never say it has been impounded while picking up a hooker. So I'll give myself the win on that one.
You bring up Autumn, but you talk to her more on the phone than I talk to anyone ever. Crying to her about your pitiful life and many bannings on this forum. I figure if you'd kiss mod ass as much as you kiss hers, you'd get somewhere. But you are kissing the wrong nasty skinny boy looking not tit having ass. I know you guys are buddies, and it works, the 2 most banned members together, hey it's cute. Maybe she can take your virginity someday soon?
I'm like the cigs you smoke Alex, I'm addiciting to you. You feel a constant urge to try and smoke me and inhale me like the carcinogens you smoke, but you can't smoke me. I'm on a different level of intelligence and wit, and have never claimed an e-thug title or asked for it.
I'll leave your e-thug=penis size bullshit to you, since you gotta overcome for something, talking big online makes you huge.
Rufio! Rufio! Rufio!Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
Rufiooooooooo!