2. Buy the camera. You of all folks should know a DSLR = instant millions and instant friends since you have a camera. Everyone will be all over your nut sack as soon as you post your first DSLR PHOTOSHOOT. Shit doesnt even have to be clear...go slap that lens on, pop on auto mode, and hold the button down. Thats how youll hit it rich man. Once you post a few photoshoots on here you can check your paypal account and youll have a million bucks, then you can buy a paint job anyways.