Quote Originally Posted by THE KREEP
I beat my dick like it owes me money!
For reals. I did it so much, god made me grow hair on the palms of my hands... Then I burned it all off with skin friction, the smoke alarm went off and everything. The fire department walked in and found me passed out from smoke inhalation, the funny thing is, I was still beating my dick like a madman.

/joke
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