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    Question Masturbation....

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    lol wtf are you reading this shit for? You should know it already.

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    i was bored, half asleep, and i thought it was funny
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    Why do people masturbate?

    The main reason is that it's fun. Some females also masturbate to relieve menstrual cramps or to help them sleep. Males also masturbate because they produce sexual fluids that need to be eliminated frequently.
    Sounds like as good of an excuse as any. lol

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    Is fun while driving.


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    lol i love beatin the meat..multiple times a day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
    No article can teach me what years of experience haven't already

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    You need masturbation every now and then even if you get some of that Va jay jay. Its just a different sensation. BTW I prefer my right hand than my left hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G.C
    You need masturbation every now and then even if you get some of that Va jay jay. Its just a different sensation.
    I was reading an article somewhere (magazine maybe?) that said a lot of guys actually like to have some "alone" time even when they get sex on a regular basis. Pretty sure it was for the reason you stated.

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    What can I do if I have more questions? Your mother, older sister or other older female relatives are the best resources. Asking an older female friend whom you trust might also be good. Other adult females, like doctors, teachers, clergy, and counselors might have good information, but they're likely to be less frank than your mom or older sister will be. It's probably not a good idea to trust someone your own age to answer your questions about masturbation.

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    is very healthy for people.
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    It's good to do when bored.

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    ^ haha thats a good one

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    ... only do it when you're using a friend's mouse and keyboard

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    Quote Originally Posted by EcKoBoi770
    ... only do it when you're using a friend's mouse and keyboard
    @ your sig

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    I beat my dick like it owes me money!

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    eh i think i might do it in a minute..
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    eh i think i might do it in a minute..
    I considered it, but I'm at work. lol

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    i have only done it once while at work.. and thats back in my high school days when i worked at the hospital.. i just took a break went to the bath room relieved myself and said job well done
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    i have only done it once while at work.. and thats back in my high school days when i worked at the hospital.. i just took a break went to the bath room relieved myself and said job well done

    No, we really did NOT want to know that.
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    ahh i feel better just got thru rubbing one out
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE KREEP
    I beat my dick like it owes me money!
    For reals. I did it so much, god made me grow hair on the palms of my hands... Then I burned it all off with skin friction, the smoke alarm went off and everything. The fire department walked in and found me passed out from smoke inhalation, the funny thing is, I was still beating my dick like a madman.

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    Wow guys, Iv'e only done it like 3 times in the last 3 months. Its really difficult to stop.
    Nothin yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BallerDave04
    Wow guys, Iv'e only done it like 3 times in the last 3 months. Its really difficult to stop.
    lol... ive done it three times in the time it took post this response....come on dude. get with the program. once a month is just,well,slow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BallerDave04
    Wow guys, Iv'e only done it like 3 times in the last 3 months. Its really difficult to stop.
    Obviously there is something wrong with you if that's true...you might want to go find out what that slit on your taint it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    Obviously there is something wrong with you if that's true...you might want to go find out what that slit on your taint it...
    Its a FUDGE EYE NUH

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    Obviously there is something wrong with you if that's true...you might want to go find out what that slit on your taint it...
    It's a sin brother. I try not to do what is wrong in God's eyes. You never know when He will be coming back, you know?
    Nothin yet...

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    eh i have beat it so much in one day i had raw spots for like a week.. that shit blowed..
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    Quote Originally Posted by BallerDave04
    It's a sin brother. I try not to do what is wrong in God's eyes. You never know when He will be coming back, you know?


    fuck that


    GTFO with that bs

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    its funny that people would say that to discourage kids from doing it, but say nothing about sex. when they should encourage that and discourage sex at a young age lol. i read that several doctors and psychologist recommended encouraging masturbation to discourage having sex at a young age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    its funny that people would say that to discourage kids from doing it, but say nothing about sex. when they should encourage that and discourage sex at a young age lol. i read that several doctors and psychologist recommended encouraging masturbation to discourage having sex at a young age.

    IMO you should start bangin out hoes asap

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    lol i have been engaging in sexual activity with the ladies since i was 13..
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    ditto

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    also, pussy aint got no face


    so bang away my good friends

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    actually pussy does. thats why you always test the waters before you dive in.. that way if the punanay stinks, you can make up some lame exscuse.. one time my cousin got the girls to come back to his house with us. both cute girls, so we start puttin our moves on. i start to test the waters and get a funky smell, so i say hold up i gotta go to the bath room and i txt a friend to call me in like 5 minutes and say he needs my help asap so i go back into the room he calls and i run away like a mofo
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